Office 12/11

I thougth this part was funny:

Phyllis: “Those decorations aren’t appropriate for the Christmas party.”
Angela: “It’s a Nativity.”
Phyllis: “Okay, you can keep the camel, the sheep, and the black king. The rest go in the drawer.”

I agree. He was on fire.

Jim helped too. “You’re going to need a permit for that.”

Did it cost too much for the rights to the song?

“They tried to make me go to rehab but I said ‘no, no, no’.”

Anyone else notice Pam’s expression when Meredith copped to being addicted to porn? I read it as “Porn’s not disgusting!”

I worked with a guy who showed me photos of his desk when his colleagues did exactly that. They even went to the extreme of wrapping every card in his rolodex, every pen, pencil, paper clip, etc. He said they did it in a weekend, but it took him months to undo it all completely (his was a very busy job).

I thought it was pretty “Meh.”

Why is Jim even pranking Dwight, still? Dwight may suck (and I agree with DudleyGarrett that his reaction in the face of the big reveal made him considerably worse than he had been), but Jim came to the conclusion that pranking Dwight was a bit of sad immaturity on his part a couple seasons ago.

It seems minor, I suppose, but it’s been something of a struggle to not see Jim as a giant tool for a while now. He and Pam are a few episodes away from being the A-Holes from SNL.

I thought the Meredith thing was pretty boring. Also, doesn’t she have, like, a son? The one who visited the office on “take your kid to work” day and was mean to Dwight?

Phylis is a bitch, but I’m glad she blew the lid off Angela and Dwight’s little tryst. Frankly, I won’t mind if this undoes Andy’s anger management training and he kicks Dwight’s ass.

I did like Creed’s, “I can get you a permit in thirty minutes,” line, and the Morrocan Christmas party actually did look pretty cool.

Did it blow the lid off the tryst? Andy still doesn’t know, and it didn’t look like anyone was going to tell him. How long are they going to drag out Andy’s ignorance? Probably right up until the wedding episode, if not longer.

Kelly won’t be able to keep her mouth shut for long.

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I can’t believe they’d all let Andy actually marry her without anyone telling him.

Michael: What if Meredith came to work dead tomorrow?
Dwight: I’d stab her in the brain with a wooden stake.

Dwight TH: There are many ways to kill a zombie, but the best way is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stake.

I think you mean Meredith. “I’d like to make a deposit.”

Speaking of Meredith, if I never see her jiggling belly again, I am OK with that.

Bwahaha!

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Exactly. I assume that the only reason nobody spilled the beans immediately is that they were giving Angela the opportunity to tell him when they got home. If it’s clear that Andy doesn’t know soon, somebody will say something.

It isn’t as if the people in the office hate Andy, after all; they just think he’s annoying.

I doubt Phyllis will pull him aside (she didn’t care enough about Andy to let his well-being override her desire to be head of the party-planning committee), but Jim and Pam certainly would.

I concur. When Daryll said, “You can owe me.” and Toby started crying, I was really expecting Toby to go berserkers and sucker punch Daryll in the gut. Poor, poor Toby (who isn’t my favorite or least favorite character, but what a great moment).

So would Michael.

Except Michael doesn’t know.
I could see Oscar being the one to do it. He’ll hound Angela to do it or else tell everyone “Somebody’s got to tell him” and when nobody does he’ll man up and do it. Besides, the “Nard” has his back, “Wingman for life.”

Yeah, but would you want to be the one to tell Andy?

When Dwight brought all those dolls in, my first thought was that they’d be Bratz dolls, because of the lawsuit. My next thought was that he’d be stuck with all of them, because really – a doll with a horn sticking out of her forehead? I guess I forgot what show I was watching.

I’m actually wondering whether anybody would tell Michael. It seems like everybody in the office knows enough about him that they wouldn’t trust him with sensitive information.