In the festering sore of a place where I work, the little joke that us drones use to keep our sanity is to say, “I love my dog.” when we’re particularly upset with how crappy our day’s going. I started doing this because if I said, “I hate my job.” the boss and his wife would get on to me about being negative. So I changed it to “I love my dog” since it sounds innocuos, and everyone’s since picked up on it. Of course, the boss and his wife, have no clue as to what we mean, which makes it all the more funny. Anybody else out there got any inside jokes like that, they’d care to share?
At my job-or call center hell-we have these little phraes we use on the phone.
“I apologie for your inconvience”
actually means…
" Will you shut up and let ME talk,assclown?"
“You’ve been a valued customer”
translates to…
“You’ve been a whiny asshole for years.”
and finally…
“Thank you for calling. Have a nice day.”
is…
“For the love of all that’s holy,stop calling. Please. I’ll increase your credit limit and decrease your annual percentage rate. Just forget this number.”