I, elucidtaor, do hereby renounce, denounce, and condemn any and all examples of blatant lefty doper hypocrisy, and do most solemnly beg the pardon and forgiveness of our Official Scold, friend Bricker.
I hereby extend this blubbering apology to any and all such examples of blatant lefty doper hypocrisy that **Scold Bricker **has previously exposed, and any such examples as he may uncover in the future.
I further urge the Shining Ones to construct a smiley depicting a typical SDMB lefty in the act of blatant hypocrisy, so that Scold Bricker may access it at any time, on any thread, and save himself valuable time to apply to other, more useful, pursuits, such a tending to his knitting and the construction of tiresome legalistic justifications for the behavior of the Forces of Darkness.
So let it be written, so let it be done! Tremble, and obey.