Geez, Mom, I told you to stop embarrassing me in front of my friends!
Well, at least we’d die happy . . .
GO GET FUCKED YOU UGLY WHORE!
FUCKING SLUT!
You, too?
See, now the tears–the tears… they’re coming, Baby!
I wish all of our threads were this romantic. 
Alright, that’s two in the time span of an hour. Something tells me your ticket’s gonna be punched.
Great responses SkipMagic and auntie em. Y’all got class not matter what your families say.
Well, my kinfolk got a special appreciation for deep fried biscuits. They know class when they see it.
Candy hearts floating your way…congrats!
congrats guys 
that’s the nicest thing I’ve read on the board in quite a while. You 2 (and you Homebrew) made my day, thanks very much
both of you, congratulations, I think you might deserve each other
Hey, HEY! Let’s not waste ALL of your attention on the disgruntled poster worker (ahem), Mr. Moderator Man. You could at least wish us well and give us advice on what clogs go best with Big Sur weddings.
I mean, really, if you’re gonna poke yer head into this thread…
Damn Dutch.
Yummy! Thanks! But uh, mine says, “Yes Dear”. I think you meant for that one to go to Skip.
Congratulations! Marriage is a wonderful way to be institutionalized!
Take care-
-Tcat
I’ll make up for Coldfire and say congratulations on behalf of Dutch people everywhere. We’re a party people, really. He must have been too distracted by the ruffians.
Apparently you were, too, if you woke up in Michigan. 
::blinks:: where…where am I?
OK, let me say congrats from all the Americans with Dutch heritage. I maintain that I am still Dutch. My maiden name has lots of vowels in a row. And I know how to pronounce all the Vander names. We are slowly taking over the world.
Wooden shoe rather be Dutch?
We tried taking over the world a few centuries ago. Right on track, too, until some airhead traded Manhattan for Suriname. :smack:
Anyways, how rude of me, indeed. 
Congrats, guys! May your marriage be long and happy.
Nah, I’d Vander stick with being Irish. Wee drink to forget the wooden shoes.
Congrats, guys! Here’s to years of happiness, joy, short fights, and even better making ups!
Oh, hey! He likes us! He really does like us!
Thanks!
originally posted by auntie em:
::covers his biscuits and runs::
Congrats and may you both share a lifetime of a joy and happiness together!