OK, I hate to ask, but I’m just curious . . . How long did it take for you to be accepted as an Official Heartless Bitch by the HBI?
Honey, I invented “Heartless Bitch.” I have my Eve Arden Merit Badge.
I don’t remember. But then, I haven’t even been to that site in ages - I doubt that I could remember my password.
I do know that I was accepted. Probably took a couple of days.
A couple of days?! I applied two months ago!
Hm. Haven’t been to that site for a few years. IIRC, it only took a few days to receive my membership. I logged on, wandered around for a while, saw a link to this place, clicked it, and never looked back.
Wow, that is heartless.
Oh my gosh! I’ve never heard of that site, so I’ve been cruising around for the past 15 minutes or so.
As a Cynical Bitch, I’m not sure I’m ready to become an official member, but I’m certainly getting some laughs out of it.
It was a while ago, but I’m sure it was less than a week.
Upon reflection, I’ve realized that my first app wasn’t that good anyway, so I reapplied. If they don’t accept me this time, well, I’m just going to be too Heartless to care. 
And I don’t blame you one bit Marlitharn.