The sky is black. A clear liquid is tumbling out of the void. I can hear it! It’s splashing against my windows because of the wind!
God have mercy on our souls! :eek:
*Tungurahua volcano (Ecuador) remains in full eruption, producing ashfalls on surrounding communities, loud roars and detonations, occasional pyroclastic flows (which reached 4 km from the crater earlier this week), and the continued threat of lahars if/when rainfall should increase. EPN reports the ash plume over the volcano hovers around 2 km height today.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
ps: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
What’s happening???!!! There’s a bunch of little red 3 inch high demons, with horns and pitchforks. Is this even part of Mayan mythology? WTF?
They’ve formed a congo line and they’re moving down the hall towards the home office where I’m sitting at my computer. I think they’re singing. They’re voices are high pitched and squeaky, like nails on a blackboard. I think it’s an old R.E.M. song.
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Yes! We survived! The Doctor saved us!
Yeah, that was a close one.
Well, I’m still preparing for the proper lips.
Never mind. It was just a shadow.
Something is wrong.
I’m not kidding.
We had a fire alarm test at work. They do this once a month, trip the alarm wait a few seconds turn it off. This time, though, the alarm is still going. It’s been going for about 5 min before I starting typing - and it shows no sign of slowing.
Wow this is irritating.
p.s. AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Oh wait.
It’s off now.
Carry on with your regularly scheduled life, and have a nice apocalypse.
I took a one hour walk outside down a bike path towards my University at 1:30AM after everybody has already moved back home until next semester and there was nobody out there except me, not a one. Clearly I’m the only person left in this corner of Tucson. At least there will be plenty of places to loot for food in the coming years of solitude.
Crap.
Now I gotta buy Christmas presents.
See: Does the Mayan calendar predict the end of the world in 2012? - The Straight Dope
Of course, if the world doesn’t end today, there’s still the possibility that the end of the long count calendar is actually on Dec 23, so we can try again two days later. Or else wait the 5,100 or so years until the calendar cycles round again.
No fear
Cavalier
Not to sound alarmist, but has anyone seen a dolphin today? I know I haven’t.
Confirmed it: Rahu changed his mind.
Stupid Rahu, can’t commit to anything.
I thought I heard something that sounded an awful lot like “So long and thanks for all the fish”
I’m not sure what you guys are taking about. I’m in the Ottawa region right now and it looks to me like Robert Frost has finally gotten his answer.
AND I gotta do laundry and take my car 'round to be inspected. Unload the dishwasher, too. Oh, and pay some bills. Phooooey.
Well not much happened so far. Let me switch my computer to Mayan Standard Time (MST) so I can figure out what’s going on.
¡dןǝɥ ˙uʍop ǝpısdn pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ pǝuɹnʇ suɐʎɐɯ ʎʞɔıɹʇ ǝsoɥʇ ¡poƃ ʎɯ ɥo