Nasa was so sure there’d be no apocalypse that they made this video ahead of time.
OK everybody - go home now. Nothing to see here. Mayan your own business.
Don’t worry – just Congress warming up. I’ve seen it lots of times in the course of my life.
OK – I’ll give you 20 pounds of my smoked meat and MREs. But be sure to wrap them up pretty.
Yeehah! Just woke up in Mayan Paradise!
Unfortunately, I got sent to a place that looks pretty much like my crummy old house.
These Mayans got some ‘splainin’ to do.
The world ended a long time ago.
But they haven’t finished the paperwork.
A shipping company? They formed a shipping company?
You expect me to be able to spell with all of that going on?
Yeah, the Mayans forgot about that:
All of this talk of the end of all things is just so sil
The Toronto Star had as its headline today, “We’re All Still Here!”
The Apocalypse
(It’s taking longer than we thought.)
Apparently the event was supposed to happen at the moment of the solstice, which was 6:21 EST this morning. I was asleep. Clearly, the world has ended, but I am dreaming that it continues.
Pray that my roommate doesn’t wake me up…