I do like the mouseover.
If you throw dirt in the hydra’s mouth, all its teeth turn to skeletons.
The punchline kills me. Kills me dead.
I’m not sure why he’s so worried, though… Yes, Mistress will find out about this, but if there’s anywhere in the world that’s (relatively) safe from her wrath, it’s the Enchanted City. He should be able to lay low (or get laid low) for long enough for her to calm down.
I don’t know whether to feel happy or sad for Ivan. Mistress might very well rescue him from the Thief, but she WILL make him sorry. At least he seems to be enjoying himself, for the most part.
Mmmm…that was some hot flang!
I like that the earlier “BJs don’t count” gag became a plot point.
Oglaf should totally sell a plushie blowjob.
That was worth the wait!
She’s a vampire. Innerestin.
No, her canines aren’t big enough. And she doesn’t seem to be a cat girl, although the face stripes looked like whiskers at first. Maybe Cute Little Fangs?
The mouseover on the last page says “Vampires love body fluids. You can just spit in their mouths and they’re happy.”
The first panel of the third page reminds me of something Bill Murry said in Ghostbusters “Nimble little minx, ain’t she?”
What would have happened if she had swallowed?
I was wondering if the Cumsprite enchantment only worked for masturbation. I guess this answers it.
They’re bigger than ‘cute little fangs’ on the second page. A lot bigger. Look at ‘Let’s do… Flang!’
There are definite fang marks on Ivan’s chest on page 3, just under his tattoo, where she bit him.
And I like how you subtly worked “gag” into your post. 
I’m also glad it seems like the major plot line has returned. I like web-comics that go off on tangents, that eventually return to the main plot, but those are usually updated daily. Not weekly, with holiday breaks, like Oglaf.
Actually Oglaf originally was just a bunch of one-offs based on a sexually explicit take on fantasy/D&D conventions. “Apprentice” has evolved to be the main storyline but it wasn’t set up that way.
Awww. I’ll say it again one last time. I wish Oglaf had it’s own message board, so I could get these comments earlier.
And what’s up with the shepard boy who, uh, writes things …
And the infant girl who was able to defeat the wolves in the pit … I like to think she’s the sorceress as an infant.
Donald Trump WISHES “Apprentice” could be half as compelling as an Oglaf story line.
I know I’d start watching…