Pfff… some friends.
She’s not allowed to have sex, she can’t even join in with the eating. What’s in it for her?
Well we don’t know that.
I’m with you.
Although I did find it entertaining at first.
I actually started reading it about a year ago because of this very thread. I enjoyed all of the one-off episodes, but as the stories started to get longer, more serious, and more convoluted I got less and less interested.
I really liked the foul-mouthed dwarves with the exploding heads
Yeah, but she had killed 24 men already (or, sent to their deaths at least). If she walks in and out of the city between killings, wouldn’t that cause suspicion to the gatekeepers after 24 times?
Or sneaks past them, or climbs over the walls, or turns into a mist and seeps out, or whatever. She’s a vampire; she’s got to be capable of many ways of getting into and out of a city.
New one’s up.
And it’s a winner. 
Instructive, too. Now I know how to enchant people.
“Magical” sleep? :dubious:
or maybe they were just really sick of hearing her pine for her prince?
And does anyone else think she looks somewhat Asian? Certainly there’s a lot of non-European magical tradition to work with.
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Maybe it’s an enchanted club?
Have you seen this week’s?
Yes! Yes! That’s what they meant with “No more waiting, no more singing! It’s fukken win-win!”
Yeah, I did, and I laughed.
It was a one-off instead of part of a story arc, it was funny, and it had the dwarves.
The creators must be reading this thread.
Although they seem to have gone from exploding heads to imploding them…
Quite a few people’s personal problems can be solved with a good whack to the noggin.
Is it just me, or is the main story line (with Ivan) getting progressively wierder?
The very first strip was about Ivan getting his ejaculate enchanted. I thought that was pretty weird. I mean, sentient semen? That wants to splash on titties?
Well, once you accept the first part, the rest seems to follow pretty naturally.
Perhaps I’ve said too much.
The fact that the sentient semen wants to splash on her titties is, to me, just about the funniest thing written in this comic. I mean, if you’re a sentient semen, where else are you going to want to go?