No worries. They don’t have titties for splashing on.
Add /1/ to the end of the link (for the first page), for example:
But did you see their t-shirts?
“Can I splash on your kitties?”
Hell, neither does Mistress.
A new one up, a five pager which continues the story of the Virgin Vampire. The Lizard (amphibian? don’t remember) makes an appearance, too.
The expression on the lizard of guilt’s face kills me.
I hope we haven’t seen the last of vampire flang girl now that her friends are dead.
Now I want to start a rock band so I can name it Vampire Flang Girl.
Well, now that her “friends” are dead, she doesn’t have to stay a virgin, does she? She needs to ask Mistress if Mistress needs a new apprentice. I’m sure that VV wouldn’t mind attending Mistress’ parties, and participating in the activities. She’s pretty, she’s exotic, and she’s willing to do just about anything. She’ll fit right in.
[sub]…vagina[/sub]
I ***like ***strawberry Nesquick!
I love the sly amused smile on the guard’s face when she sees what is going on below. Very evil.
I could go back and figure it out but I’m going to be lazy and ask: in the final panel, who is the guard with the arrow in her chest and why is she there?
As one of the guards, sure. But not one as an apprentice. No way is Mistress going to have an apprentice she can’t keep cockteased, celibate and pussywhipped
alternate mouseover text for the five pages:
[spoiler]alt=“are you speaking to us or that bottle, lady?”
alt=“the Alex pile”
alt=“Ivan remembers the good times.”
alt=“arrows tell you where to go”
alt=“In which Ivan gets a hat, of sorts”[/spoiler]
My guess is that one of the guards finally “caught” the arrow with a non-fatal wound, stopping it’s teleporting.
Yes - “You pass it on by dying or pulling it out. Once it’s in your hand, you have a moment to break the curse by returning it to the instigator.” So that guard on the table in ‘Two Reports’ can’t be all the way dead.
Hmm. So the arrow will be pulled out and quickly given to Ivan. What then?
Is there a missing story? How did Mistress show up with the Felicia potion? That came out of left field.
I’m not sure why Ivan suddenly shook off the potion and took off running. I guess maybe the author felt it was time to get him back to Mistress’ castle? I was disappointed. I wanted to see the vampires get their butts kicked.
I see he’s still got the guilt monster hanging over him and the mark on his shoulder. Hard to imagine how Ivan can get out of this mess. He’s got a lot to explain and I don’t think Mistress will be in the mood to listen.
That wasn’t Mistress, it was virgin vampire girl who captured and toyed with Ivan.
(Although she does look a lot like Mistress in that panel.)
Ivan is in a whole world of hurt now, isn’t he?
My theory is that Mistress will forgive him his trespasses and we’ll see the incense of “wisdom” burning in the background again.
Thanks Finagle. I’d forgotten all about virgin vampire girl. Figured she was lined up with the others for a great meal featuring Ivan on a stick. 
I doubt arrows killed those vampires.
Why not? Wooden arrow shaft = wood stake = classic method of killing vampires.