Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

If you have Firefox or similar, the image’s Properties window shows both the alternate text and the title.

I do use Firefox, but it doesn’t show what I called ALT text above. Just the mouseover text. I’m using FF4 now, but I’m sure it didn’t show in FF3 either.

Is… it supposed to look like that?

… vagina

I’m worried about them too, they very much resemble the unfortunates from Pork Chisel: Pork Chisel

Ah, the memories…
Hey, look, there’s a strip called “Felicity”: felicity
I wonder if there’s more to that name than meets the eye.

It’s not a name.

Felicity, noun:

[ol]
[li]Happiness.[/li][li]Apt and pleasing style in writing, speech, etc.[/li][li]Something that is either a source of happiness or particularly apt.[/li][/ol]
Happiness is a warm turnip.

On Twitter someone asked “but we WILL see the apprentice again, right?” to which Bodil replied “Definitely. He’ll just be comatose for… a while.” Now I have this vision:

Mistress tries repeatedly to revive Ivan (so he can feel it when she tortures him to death), but nothing works. Eventually he’s tucked into a corner of the inffirmary and semi-forgotten. Decades pass. Mistress becomes first grey haired and mature, than eventually an evil old crone. She’s finally defeated and slain by a hero with a holy artifact, and her castle burned. The catacomb ceiling eventually collapses and Ivan is buried in rubble. Centuries or millenia pass. Finally some villager digging a well unearths him and the spell is broken. Ivan begins a new life; the cumsprite spell is still active, only they have no one to report to, so the sprites end up following him around wherever he goes.

They won’t do it, but wouldn’t that rock?

No.
:slight_smile:

His bookcase stash of tiny jars was probably found during the castle search, evidence of violating the first order presented.
And if they were released at the same time…

No Ivan today. I had almost forgotten about that guy. So-so joke, I think.

Alt text: alt=“is there a least dramatic fight scene award?”

And at the top of her form, apparently.

Doesn’t not even noticing that one got a handjob kind of defeat the whole point of getting one?

I was thinking the same thing. He seems pretty happy, though.

Isn’t that the joke? Not that it is a tremendous joke. Guy gets handjob so perfunctory he doesn’t even notice at the time, but when he’s told about it he falls in love a little?

Does he have a wet spot on his trousers?

Yup. :smiley:

New one’s up.

Poor Scheherazade!