Oglaf appreciation thread - very NSFW - hilarious pornographic webcomic

I don’t love titties. I don’t hate them, mind you, but to me, they’re just another body part, sort of like elbows or chins.

And I loved the fact that she was going to a brothel because her lack of fun was hurting her professionally. I wouldn’t have enjoyed a session with a female fucktopus, but a nice massage? Oh yeah. Followed by an attractive MALE fucktopus? Sign me up, honey.

“The fucktopus’s only natural enemy is the sperm whale.”

heh

Grier is apparently not into sex and you can’t really imagine she would spend any time in a bikini. Anyone else find it anomalous that she would be so neatly trimmed down to a landing strip?

Less hair to grab in a fight.

Dude, she has long braids of head hair. If she was worried about hair grabbing, her pubes would be the least of her concerns :wink:

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Rhetorical question.

Second page mouseover text: “The only natural enemy of the fucktopus is the sperm whale.”

OK, now that was funny. :smiley:

ETA: Drat, ninja’d by Miller. By hours, no less. :frowning:

She seems to have no problem with going at it enthusiastically when it is in the pursuit of her goals – e.g. getting paid by the village for thawing out the Snow Queen. And she seemed to be starting to get into it during the “fuck fight” with Vanya until she sprung her trap (because, of course, that was *competitive *sexing).

And just about everyone in the Oglaf World is quite well trimmed/manscaped anyway.

Humor.
It is a difficult concept.

Building on this, if she’s naturally quite hirsute down there, I imagine that she’d keep things neatly trimmed in case she needed to have sex in pursuit of some goal other than an orgasm. She’s ready to make money in any way possible. She probably wouldn’t be able to make a decent living as a prostitute, but if she needs to use sex to get money, she’ll use it without a second thought. As long as it doesn’t involve her having fun.

Humor. It is a difficult concept. But adding winky smilies is supposed to make it more obvious.

… and anyway you guys are retconning badly. We all know that really, the reason she has shaved pubes is because cartoons of mostly shaved naked women are hot (well to many, anyway) :smiley:

New comic.

Good call :wink:

Alts and Titles:

alt: Drunken surliness. Close enough to fun
title: A bottle of your finest “drinking alone,” barkeep

alt: These are just diagnostic leeches.
title: Nobody suspected the doctor was a Womble.

alt: In which several things fill with blood.
title: “Gnawbones” is another term for doctor. Or “sawbones.” I forget.

I called it!

Yay Navaan!

And you know, I only just now noticed that Grier is left-handed.

“Nobody suspected the doctor was a Womble.”

Does anyone know what this means?

I think that this establishes that all the recurring characters exist in the same continuity (although I’m not going to swear to that). I can’t wait till Grier meets Sandoval.

Yay! My favorite serial killing sexy vampire is back!