Bawdy Phallic Plate Heads For Oxford.
"A leading British museum has paid $387,000 for a Renaissance plate which shows a male head made up entirely of phalluses. "
The photos are priceless.
Ah fine art… 
[Junior Mod]
Naughty, naughty. English titles and content only, please.
[/Junior Mod]
And the OP’s title means something like, “Og’s man guards me like digging a headful of <untranslated>”? 
Simulpost!
Hey! It’s what is written on the Plate!!
Sorry for the Italian… But I thought the Mods might freak at “Every man looks at me as if I were a dickhead”
Well, you could have used a title like:
“Everyone looks at me like my name is Richard Cranium.”
Cancel that.
It may be worth mentioning that “testa de cazi” (dickhead) in southern Italian dialect becomes the well-known phase “‘Stu’ gotz!” - the name Tony Soprano gave his boat.