Oh, Cecil. Where are you? Beckdawrek summons you

[mbh]

Here’s to being free!
la la la la la la la, Cecil’s back!
Here’s to you and me!
la la la la la la la, Cecil’s back!
Here’s to flying high!

A modest proposal for the Straight Dope

(Second try. Little Ed, who I rely on to digitally transcribe these messages from the original parchment, stupidly posted the first attempt as though it emanated from himself.) After a hiatus of almost three years, your columnist is thinking about resuming weekly publication of the Straight Dope column. There are three reasons for this: (a) Little Ed’s attempt to short GameStop didn’t work out as well as hoped, leaving the retirement account sadly depleted; (b) global ignorance, alas, hasn’t no…