Oh, Cecil. Where are you? Beckdawrek summons you

@Cecil_Adams, did you hear? I got snake bit.
I’ve had a rough year. I know you wanna express your concern and all.
I’ll wait…

Waiting…

Dozing…I mean waiting…

Well, SOMEONE has to be discobot…

Is that true?
Is @Cecil_Adams really really real?

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: It is certain

Yay!!!

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Is he really really for real or is it memorex?

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: It is certain

I’m going to regret this…
@discobot display help

Carni*–he don’t work like that.

*Nickname

The how the hell does he work? Does he get unemployment?

@discobot jump in the lake.

If you want his ‘help’ you have to PM him.
I suggest you not do it.
It’s not fun.

Will Carni* get your help?
*Nickname

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: As I see it, yes

Yay!!!

@Cecil_Adams, I’m not going away.
Just so you know.

Bumping.

I’m again on @Cecil_Adams watch.

Everyone join in.
We need Cecil to post!!

Beck, as I understand things, Cecil is busy. He’s teaching Chuck Norris kung fu skills, he’ s teaching the Queen of Englànd about UK unwritten constitutional law, and he is advising the US government on how to deal with … well, I cannot say. I am sworn to secrecy.

But Cecil is with us, I assure you.

I feel it. I really do.

Sigh.

@Ed_Zotti needs to go to Patagonia and bring Cecil home…
An appearance from the Master preferably in my thread :smirk: would be uplifting and welcomed. Just sayin’