Oh gawd, it hurts!

I don’t know where to put this, exactly.

But for whatever reason, my body has decided to start making turds of enormous girth and it’s causing my anal region to expand to diameters greater than anything I’ve previously experience. It caused a fissure and it hurts. What can I do to remedy this?

Also, slightly related:

How do anal fissures not get infected? I mean, poop is rubbing directly against them.

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