… a list of every person who sends me an email, a facebook “cause invitation”, or anything else urging me to join them in the fight against the “War on Christmas”.
And on December 26th(ish, I’m a busy woman), I will be reviewing that list, and I will make small donations to Planned Parenthood in the names of each person on it.
My friends and family have been warned. I’ve already responded to four emails with “Okay, that one was a freebie, but do this again, and…” I’ve posted this as my facebook status, and been very explicit that I don’t want to get any “Keep CHRIST in Christmas” or “It’s a HOLY day, not a 'holiday” or “Sign this petition to put a Nativity in every park” crap.
I almost hope people ignore it. I enjoy imagining the looks on their faces when they get their “Thank you” emails from PP.
Happy holidays, everyone!