Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

[peritrochoid]

*Originally posted by Maureen *
**Now…where’d my Dave go? **

but … but … my name’s Dave tooooo!!

I’ll be happy to be your Dave tonight!!

PLEEEEEEEEEZ!

[if6was9]

*Originally posted by peritrochoid *
**:: glances up at if6 with that blissful look of pure satisfaction that can only come from a three-babe-one-guy sammich ::

Gimme just a few more minutes, dude. Just a few more minutes …

ahhhh … **

You’re just being a hog, now! It’s nice to share.

[Davebear]

*Originally posted by if6was9 *
**Hey Dave, I’ll bet you Sawx fans love being called that! **

Well, I can hardly complain, since I am a Yankee, unlike those overpaid, pinstriped poseurs down in NYC.

*Originally posted by mipiace *
**Well I didn’t say he just laid there! HE takes me for a spin around the city blocks just fine over and over and over and over. HE’s good at that and God I love the man for it. HE has lots of talents and has some other “gifts” as well, but keeping me revved for long periods of time isn’t his forte, THAT would be MY talent with him {evil girl giggle} now you know why he really moved to Texas **

Yeah, that’d probably be worth moving for. I dunno about Texas, though. About the only good thing I’ve heard about Texas is that the women are hotter than the weather.

*Originally posted by Wyatt *
**Oh, NOooooooo, now we have flying birthday cake stealing chickens!!! **

'Kay…who spiked the Nyquil?

*Originally posted by Jaade *
**~coughs~ I said that…not mipiace. ~sticks her tongue out~

I thought you were inside already getting the oils warmed up!

Sheesh, do I have to do everything?**

Oops! Sorry about that. But, there’s that tongue, again. It’s starting to seem like false advertising, from my point of view. And, no, you don’t have to do everything…but, it’s more fun if you do.

*Originally posted by Maureen *
**WOOHOO!!! YES!! AND THE RAIDERS ARE PUNTING AGAIN!!!
There is a God, and She loves me!! Somebody pass me a drink! I’m back in the tub!! **

Where’d that TV come from? And, where’s my shotgun? Ah! There it is!

KA-BOOOM!!

Always wanted to do that. Sorry, Ma.

*Originally posted by Maureen *
**Rats. Due to a previous promise, make that cherry pepsi. But still. WOOHOO! **

Good girl. You shouldn’t be drinking while you’re getting over the flu.

*Originally posted by tanookie *
**I’ll be number 2000 and then I’m off to sleep **

Dammit! Why am I always late for my own parties?

Originally posted by perotrochoid
**Something tells me that Robot Arm will be insanely jealous, even though his spork is nothing to sneeze at. **

Yeah. Hear that, Mama? No sneezing on Robot Arm’s spork. Don’t wanna give the poor guy your flu.

*Originally posted by Jaade *
Dang, it’s going to be a L-O-N-G night…

Always is, sugar.

*Originally posted by Salem *
**I think I may just may have to take my youthful self into that hot tub. Simpledreamer, you needed a towel? Here, take mine… **

wolf whistle

*Originally posted by Wyatt *
**[size=1] Visible F E E T ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Thats right, folks, we’re awarding **TaNookie **

Yep, that’s a genu-wine Wyatt original, all right. It’s cool and everything, and funny, but it also has the tell-tale typos that mark the real thing.

*Originally posted by Maureen *
…so you guys get to sit on the ends. Now…where’d my Dave go? Got your snorkling gear, dear one?

Right here, behind this cloud of gunsmoke. But, I’m not gettin in the tub if it means being sammiched between Rocky and if6. I guess that would be a manwich, huh? Not really my taste.

*Originally posted by peritrochoid *
**but … but … my name’s Dave tooooo!! **

Sorry, dude, but I’m the “dear one”.

[peritrochoid]

Originally posted by Davebear *
** Yep, that’s a genu-wine Wyatt original, all right. It’s cool and everything, and funny, but it also has the tell-tale typos that mark the real thing.*

Heh! That was damn near as funny as Wyatt’s post! And true at that!

Actually, maybe funnier!

[Syntropy]

Originally posted by Davebear *
** Good girl. You shouldn’t be drinking while you’re getting over the flu.*

But I AM over it, really and for true. C’mere, I’ll show you.

• Originally posted by my dear one*
  But, I’m not gettin in the tub if it means being sammiched between Rocky and if6. I guess that would be a manwich, huh? Not really my taste.**

Not at all, sir. We girls are in the middle. The guys are on the end. There’s room right here in front. No waiting.

[if6was9]

Thank you, Mo! I’m not doin’ that Manwich thing! :eek:

[Wyatt]

Typos???!!!?? I gots Typos??? :eek: :eek:

ok ok… so maybe I should learn how to code the [sup]TM[/sup] to put it next to the typos that Do, after all, certify a genUine Wyatt Original!

(well, that and the sarsaparilla drip stains here and there)

wanna buy a toothbrush??? Tub Snorkel???

[Syntropy]

6, it was never a consideration. You guys may enjoy watching us ‘Babes quick, jaade, what did we call it earlier? painting each others’ toenails, but really, a manwich holds NO fascination for us whatsoever. Dave, those are not my feet you’re rubbing…

[Jaade]

*Originally posted by Maureen *
**K, but I get to be in the center, 'cause all the other girls have been hogging the tub. Which is patently unfair, it was brought in for me in the first place!! : pout: But Jaade is so squeezable, it’s impossible to stay mad at her, and I haven’t spent nearly enough time with Salem, so you guys get to sit on the ends. Now…where’d my Dave go? Got your snorkling gear, dear one? **

Awww, Maureen doll, I’d certainly always share with you, and you’re pretty squeezable yourself. ~winks~

Davebear

Oops! Sorry about that. But, there’s that tongue, again. It’s starting to seem like false advertising, from my point of view. And, no, you don’t have to do everything…but, it’s more fun if you do.

Fine, fine…I’ll keep it to myself if that’s what you’d prefer.

And it may be more fun for you if I do everything, but I don’t know that it would be more fun for me…

[peritrochoid]

Look out, Wyatt.

I’m sneakin’ up on your post-count.

[Jaade]

*Originally posted by Maureen *
**6, it was never a consideration. You guys may enjoy watching us ‘Babes quick, jaade, what did we call it earlier? painting each others’ toenails, but really, a manwich holds NO fascination for us whatsoever. Dave, those are not my feet you’re rubbing… **

She’s QUITE right…I am in no way interested in seeing a manwich in action…

But Maureen, it looks like your polish is chipped! :eek: That won’t do at all!!

[if6was9]

*Originally posted by Maureen *
You guys may enjoy watching us 'Babes

Ya think?!?!!! :eek:

[Syntropy]

It it??!! Hate it when that happens. Wanna fix it for me? Did I tell you what got done to my toes last weekend? leans in very close and whispers in Jaade’s ear

Had to scrape me off the ceiling after that. :sigh:

[Wyatt]

*Originally posted by Maureen *
**6 You guys may enjoy watching us 'Babes **

Was this like … You guys may … as in it is possible that you might …

or was this like … you guys may … as in Mother Mo, May I?

Did we, somehow, just become submissives, being given our permission???

Well, I’m Not that Easily lead! I’m Not gonna enjoy … no… wait … oh gosh,
if I enjoy it, now, am I living out my own free will,
or am I just following orders??? Oh the dilemma …
of course, never … for … a … moment … taking my eyes off the … uh … “toe nail painting” show … I may be in a mental dilemma, but I’m not craz … oh … yeah … well lets just try for … I’m not stoopid!!!

[Syntropy]

Dammit, that was supposed to be “IS it…” Got so excited about the other weekend, my poor over heated brain got ahead of my fingers. Which is not necessarily a bad thing…and I know someone is going to have something to say about it…

Wyatt, hon, just relax. You’ll never get anywhere if you keep over analyzing.

[Wyatt]

somewhere???

I’m supposed to be Getting Somewhere???

Speaking of which… did we scare off the ghost?
now THAt’s spooky!!!

[Salem]

*Originally posted by peritrochoid *
**Salem, you’re one of the Davebear Babes, dear. You’re a hottie whether you want to be or not! **

Awwwwwwwwwww, Rocky, you sweet [sub]much younger than me sigh [/sub] thing you.

*Originally posted by Jaade *
**We shared, it’s your turn. (Lather, rinse and repeat.)
**

I swear I don’t have a single picture scanned in or on digital. I did send Wyatt this incredibly [sub]not[/sub] well done self-portrait …But…I don’t think it’s quite up to professional photography standards, especially since I made it using the basic Paint program. It’s kind of a highlight of my artistic career.

I’ll have to swipe the digital from work and see what I can do. I hate having my picture taken. I hate having my picture taken. I hate having my picture taken. There is an echo in here.

Now having stomped my feet, I think I need some relaxation. Hmmm, toenail painting and sammiches sound good.

[Wyatt]

Just, wait, and tomorrow, right at 10pm your time, hold a non-scanned picture right up against your screen, adn we’ll all look at it then!!!

NOW, I’m gettin’ somewhere!

[Syntropy]

*Originally posted by Salem *
**I hate having my picture taken. I hate having my picture taken. I hate having my picture taken. There is an echo in here. **

I’m with you. I look ever so much nicer in three dimensions.

[Wyatt]

pauses for a moment to appreciate Maureen’s 3 dimensions, there in the hot tub.