Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

*abstractly starts a vine up Maureen’s spine with nods to Art Nouveau leaves & flores *

O…White Ink, I know I never told you…how’d you know I love Mucha? One of my favorite artists

Oh, you mean I didn’t tell you I was psychic?

Oops, sorry.

And yes, that means I know what all youse boyz been thinking all the while as well. And let me just say, ahem, DAMN y’all got some horny thoughts floatin’ around!

And these thoughts are a BAD thing? :confused:

Hey Davebear, are you watching the Sawx? Do you see the FILTH that DuBose is throwing? Be afraid! Be VERY afraid! :smiley:

I would love some choc-o-late ice-cream. Thanks Maureen, doll!

Sheesh, well I read the pages once, I guess it’s time to reply…

mipiace, it seems to me that Studmuffin doesn’t appreciate what kind of lady he’s been spending time with, and if he won’t return your calls or emails and you feel that you are tired of trying and can’t try anymore, you are making the right decision. And I think we should throw a party for you, but not a drown your sorrows type, we need a “freedom” party! ~hugs~

You know, your friend on the motorcycle is a little cutie! If you don’t want his naked pictures, you could send them on to the other Davebear Babes[sup]TM[/sup] for scrutiny.

~giggles at what Maureen whispers and then gets out the nail polish~ Of course darlin’!

Good lord, can I get an amen! I hate pictures of me too!

Well, I don’t recall you ever asking me to do anything else with it…

Trust me when I say not all guys think this way.

:dubious:

I feel like I should be wearing choir robes!

Someone paint me!! I need a tattoo!

[hijack]I’ve been thinking about getting a real tattoo…a peach, but I’m a big chicken![/hijack]

~J

WOW!!! Never knew if I really believed in that stuff … but, she’s Right … that’s Amazing! She’s absolutely Right!!! There was no way for her to know that stuff … WOW!!! She’s for Real!!!

I think the peach is a much better idea than the big chicken tattoo…

Don’t make me tattoo you!

~pouts~ You know what I meant smarty pants.

I’ve said it before…
You’re so sexy when you pout!

Where ya thinking of getting this tatoo?

…and I don’t mean which shop… :eek:

~grins~ Oddly, the ex-SO doesn’t agree…

Well actually, he does…sometimes.

Did you see the Friends episode where Rachel got a tattoo?

Allright Jaade on yer belly. You’re getting frogs on yer ass.

Because I’m the only one who’s doing any chocolate menhdi. You gotta get other people to paint ya if’n ya don’t want froggys.

Besides, there’s frogs go with water, but no chocolate in the hot tub. AND, there’s just something about the concept of a froggy ass that tickles my fancy. Now on yer belly!

But…but…frogs give you warts! ~frowns~

~lays down on her tummy obdiently [sub]mostly because she’s scared not to[/sub]~

Rush fans… post #2112
Aw, you beat me too it…

Jaade, I gave up on “Friends.”

Let’s see how many sexual combinations we can make with 3 guys and 3 girls…

Hmmmmm… sounds like OMFG tho…

WHERE is the tatoo gonna be?

Rush fans… post #2112
Aw, you beat me to it…

Jaade, I gave up on “Friends.”

Let’s see how many sexual combinations we can make with 3 guys and 3 girls…

Hmmmmm… sounds like OMFG tho…

WHERE is the tatoo gonna be?

Froggy ass
has Such a ring to it!
Seems like there should be a lot of jokes with that…

it was a dark and froggy ass night …

Geez! 3112 til THESE hampsters catch up! :rolleyes:

Actually it was only in the second season…when she and Ross were dating the first time.

Anyway, she got the tattoo high on her hip about 2/3 of the way behind her…so close to her butt really…

:o I don’t use that particular smilie much…

Jaade, if you DO get a tattoo, you’re braver than me! I’ve wanted to get an ear pierced for years, but that would like hurt! :frowning:

Toads had the reputation of giving you warts … frogs give you … frog legs

now THAT gave me shivers … all up and down my back …