sigh Didja all know an aardvark, with that cute little snout and that tongue … can reach All the way up a pants leg??? *giggle
Sure beats havin’ an Schnauzer humping your calf!!!
:smack: I’m gettin Worse!!:rolleyes:
… uh … that was in reference to my typos … no other reference intended …
Oh, Wyatt, no, no. You get better every time.
and I’m sure no one was thinking you were referring to the fact that you’re now making sexual references to zoological creatures
Oy, Wyatt. What’ve you been taking? Show mama, c’mon…
Well, yes, but I guess if you’re a director, and you want to give your girlfriend a plum role, an Indiana Jones movie is a pretty good way to go, yeah?
Yeah, my toes are finally uncurling, look!
Whew! What a relief, it is so good to hear that No body thought that!
My body didn’t think it. My mind did.
such a sick and twisted mind, there…
Yeah, and in a thread like this. Go figure. 
so what exactly does long curly aardvark tongue sliding it’s way up your leg feel like, anyhow?
enquiring minds & all that…
Wyatt! Dude, speed it up! I just passed your post count!
And all this talk about Indiana Jones is somehow appropriate. Now Dave has his own fedora. All he needs now is a bull whip and he’s ready for some … eh … action!
oh sure. your mind is healthy and straight. and you have to go and make fun of my handicap. nice! it’s not like i asked for this disfiguring disease.
tell you what. i’ll make you a deal. you leave my sick and twisted mind out of the thread, and i won’t mention your you know
Sorry to Jump in here so late, but been having problems with the DSL and the computer 
but anyway, a belated birthday wish to both
** Simple Dreamer** and Davebear the Sensi
as usual, I am a day or so late
taz
gasp you KNOW about my … you know!!!
Does EVERYONE know about my you know???
uh… won’t someone tell ME???
Sorry to hear about your computer problems, taz Don’t get me started on that little pip-squeak, POS, low-life, worthless, WASTE of human flesh, Bill Frickin’ Gates!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Whoa! ::Steps back from the brink…:: Like I said… don’t get me started…
Amateurs!
See post count at left…
And Dave has SO much more than an Indiana Jones fedora! He has a Pimp Hat! Indy “cracked the whip” whenever he was mortally threatened. A PIMP can “crack the whip” any damn time he feels like it, thank you very much!
WOW!!! I was soooo distracted with that other part, I missed THIS part!!!
Lookie Lookie, Everybody! DannyV says My Mind is Healthy and Straight!!! I gots a Healthy mind!!! DannyV Says so!!!
Lookie Lookie!!! My mind is Healthy!!!
(but but but … if >>> My <<< mind is what a healthy mind looks like … uh … what does that mean about the rest of y’all??? huh?
I’m SOoooo confused!)
I’d be the first to say that MY mind is FAR from healthy…
…And did I say that the Skankees are scum of the earth? Yeah… I musta said that before…
Wyatt. Sweetie. Pharmacology is no longer our friend. Nor is lack of sleep. Less of the first, more of the second. Dave, I think that new “rice bowl” has lead in it…
Taz!! You came back!! You’re braver than I thought.
tanookie, you around? How’s the baby? Home yet?
er…that should be MORE sleep, Wyatt. And now, I will take my own advice. Apparently Gewurtzaminer isn’t our friend either, after 4 glasses…