Hi Maureen! Where ya been? Got a good story to tell us? I love a good story…
AAAhhh…SGZ, you are *obviously *aware of just why they are called “Zombies” in the first place 
Good man. Stay close. Dream Girl, I did indeed have an absolutely LOVELY weekend. I spend most of it wearing a very silly grin and not a lot more.
It was so enjoyable, in fact, that I very nearly ignored a subpoena in order to extend it. But cooler heads prevailed, and I was told that no, he wouldn’t visit me on Sundays if I ended up in the clink. Chinchy bastard.
Had to be in court today at 12:30 my time, because some larcenous slimeball stole my child support check right out of my mail box. The cops caught him with my mail, opened, as well as some opened mail and packages for some of my neighbors. Fortunately, I had already had the check cancelled, so it wouldn’t have done him any good. But I was required to say “No, I have never met that man,” and “No, I did not EVER give him my permission to retrieve my mail.” He’s going bye-bye for quite some time. Held over for grand jury, as mail tampering is something we’re actually taking seriously out here in the forgiving state of California. Apparently things will be changing when it comes to crime thanks to the Governator. Nice to see it’s no longer “boys will be boys, so let’s just ignore that little federal crime.” Of course, I may just be vindictive because it was my damn money. Who can tell?
And now, I want a bath and dinner and some time with my monsters, and BED…make that SLEEP…in that order…ahhhhh…sleeeeeepppp…
P.S… Good job on that heckler, 6!! You go.
I think I speak for Davebear when I say you have his permission to experiment with me all you wish! 
Can Dreamer join us? I’ll bet she can blush even MORE shades of red than we’ve seen here!
And a big HI!! to ya, Maureen!
Jaade!?! Where?
Oh…
Yes, I’m back (again) and I apologize (again, I think) for semi deserting you guys. I’m trying to keep up, but I’ve not been very successful lately. I get interrupted a lot these days and I haven’t been able to read this or my friends’ page on LJ thoroughly. I pop in intermittently, respond where I can and run off again. ~grins~
You know Dreamer, if all of these sillykins got LJs then we could make a LJ OMFG Club community…
6, I haven’t even gotten started yet.
The crop I have is a little different sweetie, still made lovingly by nature, but it packs a bit of a wallop. Would you like a demonstration?
~slides around to make room for Maureen~ Come on in sweetie, always room for you!
tanookie, I’m so glad to hear that you and the baby are doing well and that you have finally gotten the littlestnookie home. ~hugs~
mipiace, ~hugs~ I’m thinking about you sweetie. Hope we hear from you soon.
You hope so, don’t you? ~winks~ Which experiment would you like to start with?
You might want to ask her first!
~J
Goes to the bar and turns into a zombie…
Things from long, long ago that I never properly responded to and you guys probably forgot:
from page 51
It’s true there are some exceptional men hanging around in this thread. It’s unfortunate that your first statement is even more true!
from page 55
I hope you paid for that one…~grins~ I wouldn’t have said that.
I’m honored that Maureen would consider me to be her sister, big sister…little sister…she’s a special lady.
Warehouse work in the summer in Houston TX?
Does that count? ~grins~
I’m really sure I sent them…I think you should check again…
But…but… you aren’t just a member of the OMFG Club, you’re our president.
The second part of your statement has confused me since I first read it…
Eeep! Well what am I weaing now then???
Wow, I’m talented and all but…eating ice cream while singing in a red, sparkly dress and having you lick honey powder off of me is just a bit more than I think even I can handle at one time…but I’m willing to practice! ~grins~ I’ve been told the honey powder is to die for.
And…I’m caught up! I’m officially caught up in the thread! Yay me! Sorry for being so quiet off and on guys, things are still a bit hectic round these parts, but I think about y’all even when I don’t have time to post.
On preview:
The drink or the undead? Cuz I have this policy about rotting body parts in the hottub…
~J
Done it.
Ugh.
Had something intelligent to post, but…
Damn.
Bedtime. G’Night all.
You should come too, Dreamy… we’ll practice that blush thing.
-David
Well, certainly NO rotting body parts!!! A very healthy and well maintained (though balding) Zombie … for sure!
We’d All like to know what you’d be wearing after that sparkly red dress got unzipped and … dropped to the floor …
hummmm???
When do we Get Those pictures???
I want one! I want one! 
Wyatt, first a dog, then a zombie…is human form too much to ask?
That would be information that I don’t like to just blurt out…Usually the unzipper person is the one that gets to find out the answer to that question.
I’m afraid the government has confiscated my pictures fellas…they just showed up in their dark suits and glasses. I didn’t even have a chance to protest. Alas, I was just about to scan them in for Davebear, too…
~J
Ahhh… bed… I’m sooo tired right now but my littlest just isn’t cooperating with my plans for sleeping.
hey guys,
Congrats for having the littleest one home with you where he belongs. hope that means things are going much betterTanookie! thoughts and prayers still with you and the family.
Jaade, like to see you in that leather with the crop, could definately have some fun with that, and I might even show YOU a few things
also sorry I have not been around much, but I am still waiting on the new computer, and trying to get time to websurf at work sometimes is really hard. and Wyatt why’d you go and turn yourself into a Zombie? did you think the place needed a few halloween decorations? at least you didn’t turn yourself into a bat. Women hate bats.
Taz
All right, all right, Jaade, you’re right, its not fair to ask you that question all by yourself …
so…
Ladies …
Each of you … what Would you be wearing, had you dressed up in your most sparkly gown to sing “Happy Birthday” to Dave … oh … say … on TV …
What would most likely be wearing, when the gown was unzipped and allowed to drop to the floor? hummm? (After you got off TV and in private with your very own chosen unzipperer person…)
With all this talk about crops and stuff … we MUST be due to hear something from the direction of that piece of paper over there…
Did I mis-understand this part???
you meant make you a cocktail? whoops
starts frantically thumbing through the book o’ spells to find the “de-zombie-fying spell” … uh … guys … uh … anybody know anything about this stuff??? … uh … since I gotta drink this stuff … is there something I can substitute for “14-day-old-left-over-hot-and-sour-soup”? … I don’t Wanna wait 14 days!!!
*trys to saunter over to the ice bin, but ends up doing the Zombie arms-out-stumble-stagger *
Hmmm…are cookies like small amounts of “cake”?
Bite your tongue! What an awful thing to wish upon people! I, for one, would prefer to be much less busy. And, to be honest, I didn’t do much of anything, today.
I like the way you think! That’s what I’d do, if I had the ambition. But, as GunZ pointed out, most people have an aversion to whirled peas, so I figure it’s not worth the effort.
Y’know? I’m thinking you may be right about not being a natural at the dominance thing.
Ah! A fellow procrastinator! We should form a club…one of these days. But, no jumping in the hot tub, until you’ve showered.
I’ve watched a few pair, myself, over the years. Not on web sites, though.
Ooh, indeed! But, I’ve always wondered if wearing leather pants wouldn’t make the wearer smell like leather. Never had the chance to find out.
Woohoo! Sounds like you had almost as nice a weekend as I did.
Well, I’m sure Wyatt would have visited you, being in the neighborhood, and all.
Chinchy? Is that some left coast word?
Ummm…you might wanna ask how big that anal probe is, before you get all smiley. But, sure, it’s fine with me. Didn’t I propose it, originally?
Well, let’s just say the little yellow AOL guy turned bright red from the response that got me.
Ah, but you don’t deny thinking it!
Why, yes, I am evil. Thanks for noticing.
I agree. Who else could be a Mama to this bunch?
Yeah, that sounds fairly nasty.
I’m what? No one told me that! I thought I was just the gang leader.
And, upon rereading my original statement, I can see why you might have been confused. I didn’t mean to imply that you, especially in a Marilyn style gown, weren’t worth it. I meant that there aren’t enough inducements in the world to entice me into being president of the US.
Oh, yeah? By whom? Enquiring minds, and all that.
Yeah, I’m thinking we should make that an Official Rule. Nothing ruins the relaxing atmosphere quicker than feeling someone playing footsie with you and realizing you’re the only one in the tub.
That happened to me, once, too. I’m hoping I’ll have something intelligent to post, again, some day.
Ignore it, Dave. It’s too easy, and she’s already blushed enough for one day. So, is SoulFrost Mr Dreamer?
I know this is being extremely nit-picky, but the dress Marilyn wore for ol’ Jack was white (or whitish, at least). It was very sparkly, though. Oh, and, according to legend, she wasn’t wearing anything under it.
Well, that explains why the froggie pix never arrived, I guess.
LOL!
if6, are you talking about pick-up trucks again? You know those 3/4 tons are murder on gas mileage.
It’s a deal, the last time someone tried to force peas on me I threw up on them.
Maureen and Jaade, your vibrantly gorgeous selves have been missed. Glad to see you both !
Simple Dreamer, I’m sending hypnotic sleep waves to baby Dreamer and hoping you get to follow.
Wyatt, you make a really cool Zombie. But I think you just knocked over Dave’s favorite vase. Quick, someone grab the dust pan and the super glue before Papabear gets home.
dctaz!, glad you could drop in, what’s the hold up on your computer?
Rocky!, making all those women blush like that…good for you!
Hi Soulfrost, the other Dave!
And speaking of Dave’s, where is the man?
I hope I got everything right. My oldest must have been playing with the appearance options on the computer while I was at work. Everything on the SDMB is in about 7 point font.
squintingI hope my face doesn’t freeze like this.
Oh, the power I have. World Domination here I come. Before I could even finsih posting “Where’s Dave?”, there he is. I’m nearly intoxicated with the strength of my command.
It is not a coincidence. Not, not, not. It was my power. Or better yet and more likely, my whip.
uhm… yeah! Pickups… THAT’S what I was talking about… :rolleyes:
He’s right above you, dear. Just kidding!