Okay…at this point, I think I will take dannyv’s advice. Dave, love, if this thread ever breaks up, YOU get custody of the kids!!
Tis, indeed! It’s too bad it’s such a short season. Then again, the way I eat them, it might be a good thing. I think I ate about a cup of them, tonight.
Ummm…no. At least, not that I know of. But, one of the classic Robinisms is “Holy Hand Grenades, Batman!” (not to be confused with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch), which is readily convertible to all sorts of more useful expressions. I mean, it’s not like most of us need an expression for use in confronting armed hand grenades, is it? Well, maybe Wyatt…
Sorry to hear about the eye, too. That’s gotta suck.
S’okay. No one will ever recognize me from that photo. What I meant, though, was that I could delete the ones that were even shudder**worse than the one I sent you guys, before anyone ever saw them.
Good for you! Y’know, Sherri used to like them, once they were done, but she couldn’t stand the smell of them roasting. I always thought that was odd.
Another pumpkin seed related thing I find odd is those little blocks of salt with a seed embedded in them that they sell as (ironically) David’s Pumpkin Seeds. I mean, my motto, when it comes to food, is generally “There’s no such thing as too much salt.” But, those abominations are an exception. And, I’ve actually had worse. There was a store near where I used to live that sold “pumpkin seeds” that had so much salt on them that they were egg-shaped, like Jordan Almonds. Ack!
Well, isn’t a poke in the eye with a fuzzy stick better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick? Cuz, I’m bettin’ he was considering the sharp stick, about then. I woulda been.
Yeah. You guys go first. I’ll…ummm…take pictures. From up here.
Not a chance, lady! You ain’t sticking me with those delinquents!
Mom shoves us to dad … dad shoves us back to mom …
6, dude, it would appear that we’re not wanted. ::sniff:: 
Mo, like this thread is gonna break up… :rolleyes:
Is this a coincidence or do you peruse OriolesHangout.com? That’s my sig line (now) on the other board…
Yeah, that’s why it’s such an easy threat to make. Think I’d give you guys up? Get real.
Well, then, you’d better stick around, huh?
Coward. You’re getting pretty good with that camera. Since
Wyatt seems to be otherwise occupied, think you’d like to take a few? Or do you just shoot scenery? 
Hey!!! I posted that I was healthy enough to operate a shutter! Pages ago!!! … but Youuuuu were busyyyyyy
with outta-town companyyyyyyy
Awwwww … come ON now! I gots skiddy-leven girl friends, all right here in this thread!!! Just, now, there’s one flirting Baaack!!! oh my freaking og!!! Sorry I couldn’t go hear music wif ya …
This whole thing is Hysterical! You guys are too funny!
Bwahahahahahaha
It HAD to happen eventually … at least it was a hot babe that said it!
D.Bear you is the pimpinist! Dude!!!
That hat on you Is the BEST!!!
Pimp-on, Dude!
Since I love you guys so much I will confess I have one of them velvet blue dresses…
I can’t wear it in public because that’d just be silly but I do call it my monica dress and have worn it for um ‘special’ occasions … but maybe I should wear it to sing happy birthday to hubby in a few weeks… Especially since I still can’t drive to go get him a paper giftwrap-able present.
Oh and you boys are all amateurs… bungee jumping pshaw I got a little girl here who needs no cord or safety net (I am amazed I am not grey yet!) She is freaking houdini in feetie pajamas! There is nothing she can’t climb/open/unlock/jump off of or out of. She mashes herself into the teeniest spaces, bounds out windows and scales the fridge like a mountain climber!
Everyone tells me girls are so dainty and boys are the hellions… if he’s more of a hellion that my daughter we’re going to live in the emergency room.
Oh and if no one tells on me … I’ll bat my eyelashes at wyatt… oops sorry to blow ya over with the dust sweetie… haven’t batted my eyes at anyone in years!
She wore bluuuuuue… Velvet [sup]woh[/sup] woh [sub]woh[/sub]
tanookie, I’m sure you’d be gorgeous in it! You are a Davebear Babe[sup]tm[/sup] after all!
Hush, you, mama had other things on her…um…mind. And you weren’t taking pics of THAT.
Morning, 6!! How’s your eye feeling? Any better?
~hugs~ I’m sorry I’m two days late. I came home to find my computer open and in distress. It got fixed late yesterday but I went out for the night…
And I guess we can let Dave have a milestone post, but darn it, I want one too!
Ahh, I see…I was told that Courvoisier is swill, too. ~grins~
See, that’s not “exactly” clamping…
How could I not miss ya darlin’?
Tag!
I wonder…my hotmail account has only been getting spam for a week or so now. Maybe something is wrong…
Davebear, YOU are the Big Daddy Dave, I don’t care what my brother says. (For those of you who are wondering, my brother’s name is ALSO Dave…well David, but he thinks it’s Dave…and he calls himself Big Daddy Dave…but he’s been replaced.)
The Pimps’n’Hos Halloween Bash is in Houston this year baby, I think you can get in!
Yours and mine both sister, and I think it’s safe to say that it won’t ever “need” to be deleted.
~J
The eye’s WAY better today. Thanks for asking, Mo.
That’s interesting about the hotmail account. Somebody else with one hasn’t been responding for a couple of weeks…
Nope. Never been there, until you mentioned it. I have no interest in the Birds. You don’t consider that an obscure reference, do you? But, I’m thinking their must be more to your sig than just that. Unless you think people would confuse you with the Holy Hand Grenade.
Well, as I said, Sherri took that picture. Want me to ask her if she’d like to take some for you? Personally, my preference is for taking shots of wildlife. The wilder, the better.
Yeah, what ever happened to vanilla? Did she melt?
Holy crap! tanookie flirted! I think I’m gonna faint. I better go sit down.
Say…when they tell you to put the head between the knees, to prevent fainting, does it have to be your own knees?
Jeez! And, I thought I was a snob! Obviously, whoever told you that has never tasted Ripple (and probably hasn’t tasted Courvoisier, either).
Well, your brother is welcome to retain that title, as far as I’m concerned.
So, what does a pimp wear for a costume? A button-down oxford and chinos?
And, people wonder why I don’t like having my picture taken.
My sig on that other board: Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe…
btw, I have my copy of Pimp Dave saved too! I’m thinking of using it as my avatar.
Excellent ##! Point Awarded !##
Now There’s a leading comment that left inquiring minds wanting to know!!!
Wow! oh, wow! wow! oh…wow! 
(I’m calling THAT a blush … not the porn star!)
Awwwww … Thanks! Having your feet back is just making you Wild with abandon, eh?
Awww… I’d have been Happy to record all of that on fine digital media for posterior-ity!!! More than happy!
Heck maybe I coulda put the camera on timer and … Helped out!
sigh … guess that’s what happens when they get to know me better
… she probably caught a glimmer of your fine pimp-ness, and decided she just couldn’t settle for a “cool and everything, but…” when she was in the presence of an
evil in a good way Dave
… but couldn’t find a way to transfer her attentions from one to the other … so just faded into the night
cue violin music… and now, is just a gentle fragrance on the breeze of my memories
… a soft touch of what might have been
… what da ya all think? Should I send her roses? red? email her? 3x a day? Stalk her, thread-to-thread? Have everyone from “OMFG” Land send her individual emails, telling her how cool and everything I am … and leaving out the ‘but’ part?
Mail myself to her email server, parcel post, asking them to forward me to her?
huh? huh? huh?
I think she really liked me … but it was so brief, (two posts) we never got to share an evening of Mississippi saxaphone or show me her tummy [homer]ummmmmm… tummys …[/homer] or nothin’
… but, then, TaNookie DID bat her eyes at me
… and Mamma Mo IS still scolding me
… maybe I’m still loved … maybe there’s still hope
… maybe the Niners will beat Tampa and win me the family pool … ok, so that’s pushing it … but hey, I HAVE to take the ‘sucker bet’ on the Niners! They’re my home team, and I did SO well when the whole family was taking the ‘sucker bet’ on the KC Chiefs (their home team) all those years when the Niners had Debartalo, and were winning, and the Chiefs had, well, our old pre-used quarterbacks and no receivers, and were … lousy …
Wow, that was a lot, I think I need a drink!
I don’t think she actually tasted it, but it was rather popular among certain people in my hometown that had very small amounts of money, and she said it smelled really horrible…
No, I insist…he has quite an ego without the help of a title. And that picture just has Big Daddy Dave written all over it.
No, the outfit in the picture would be highly appropriate.
It’s not like we are using it for blackmail…
well, maybe Wyatt is, but you didn’t hear that from me
Not really that interesting of a story, my video card wasn’t keeping up with EQ and the Sims so I had a new one installed, by the ex-SO and he just was being slow about it. ~grins~
[cue music…} Just love an ex-SO with a sloooow hand … [continue playing over and over on muzac in your brain, for hours, now…}
Ok, everybody’s probably figured this one out already, but somehow there is a mis-remembering here … ripple, MadDog 20/20, and the like are in one category, and Courvoisier (the link) is in a very different category. But, I’m driving myself crazy, I think there IS something in the “ghetto drink of choice” line that Would sound like Courvoisier, but, for the Life of me, I canNot think of what it is!!??!!
Hey, hey, hey! There goes the surprise!
Dangit!
And, there goes the funding for my OWN birthday treat … the complete pimp outfit … including a new car! And here I was waiting till D.Bear declaired himself as a presidential candidate! sigh another good idea down the tubes!
in above …**
PUTBMFBNLATAIHTT3BTEV
Preview Used To Be My Friend, But Now Lives Across Town And I’d Have To Take 3 Busses To Even Visit
~L~ Well, some days he would like that, but I don’t think today is one of them. Seems a bit peeved at me, but he’s denying it.
See, and she said it’s in a ghetto song (says something like "Pass the Courvoisier), which I googled to get the spelling right anyway…
We can take up a collection for the fare.
Where the heck is everyone today?