You guys had an orgy? And you didn’t invite me? I’m going over to that other thread and I’m telling Mom! MMOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!
My name is Scott… and I’m a sick day - aholic… cough
I need help…
Hehehe, 6, thought you said you were all out of sick days. Hmm?
No, we’re just lucky.
Right, I forgot the crush question. Mine was also in the third grade; a cute little redhead named Sandy. Unfortunately, it didn’t hit me till the end of the school year, and I never got the chance to get to know her. My father died that summer, and we moved away.
:dubious:
I skipped geezerhood. In fact, I was legendary long before I joined the board, for becoming the youngest certified Master Curmudgeon in history.
'Zactly!
Yes. Stupid, isn’t it?
Well, that’s really more of a straight line for a woman, since it was a man who said it. But, I think we established pretty well, in the SnS thread, that the consensus is that “gooey goodness” is not how most people think of that other substance.
Ah, well, I have three hard drives, as well, although only two computers, at the moment. (High grade computer geek, but not proud of it) As for delusions, if I have any, I’d like to keep them, thanks.
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, wait…you were serious, weren’t you? Sorry.
I agree. Who’s got the handcuffs?
WooHoo! Another milestone for the thread! (BTW, 260+ posts without a typo is very impressive.)
Hard to imagine. Would you like a second opinion? And, maybe a third and fourth? I’ve never found anything I didn’t like in a breast.
It will be. I absolutely refuse to allow it to be anything else. This damn universe owes me one, and I’m calling in my marker.
I was trying to think of something distinctive about Monopoly that was also attractive, but I don’t know the game that well. (I always spent half the game in jail. Not conducive to wanting to play.) I was thinking maybe one of the largest denomination bills, or the deed to Boardwalk, since you have such “prime real estate”.
Well, I totally disagree that tattoos are always a good idea. I can think of lots of times when and reasons why they wouldn’t be. But, as long as Parallax is happy with it, many of them don’t apply, here. And, Portland is only about an hour from Haverhell, if she likes his work.
SHHHH! She’s probably still asleep, too. But, if she’s awake, tell her I said thanks for last night.
Tanookie I was thinking about your situation while I was in the shower this morning (because that’s how I found my first lump, get your minds out of the gutter boys). I’m surprised they want to do a mamo while you’re lactating. Espeically since breast tissue is natoriously lumpy and weird while lactating (clogged ducts and all that).
grrrrrrrr hamsters ate my last post 
Sleep is a wonderful thing but I wish it came in chunks longer than 2 hours. Sick days … I don’t get no steeenkin sick days… or vacation time or weekends off! 
I have the handcuffs, Dave, what kind would you like? Fuzzy, velcro, I have a few sizes and… um… I’ll stop now
Parallax is cool with the tattoo idea. He’d have one himself except for the keloid thing that would make his just a patch of scar tissue.
Hard drives eh? I got boxes of computer pieces around here… hard drives, miscellaneous other drives, network cards, video cards, a spare monitor or two, power supplies, an entire footlocker filled with CABLES! I had to fight to ditch a ton of this stuff before the move and it seems we’re back to where we started.
We have conversations like this: What’s that? - A modem. - What speed? - 9600 - So that’s trash? - Um no. - Why not? - someone might need it. - NO ONE NEEDS a 9600 baud paperweight!
Of course this is a guy with old processors on his desk as coasters for stuff.
Why do I think the people in this thread aren’t going to give me any sympathy?
Oh and I’m a sagittarius in case anyone was wondering… not that you guys asked or anything.
Oh and Wyatt I got permission for nookie but have not yet exercised that option due to technical difficulties… happy?
No one touched to keep the gooey goodness FROM squirting out! Can you believe it?
Ya know this is one of the friendliest groups of people I’ve come across also, but usually I don’t come across groups this large and/or diverse. 
Yup. When I was looking for a screen name I came up with mine, and googled it to make sure it wasn’t you know something bad. All I came up with was in fact a very expensive set of chronically treated speaker wires…
Orgy … When did that happen? How could I have missed it? It must have been really quick… Was Wyatt involved?
((((((((Tanookie)))))))) More qualified people have told you not to worry. What the heck are they thinking. OF COURSE you’re going to worry, but don’t worry I’m just sayin if you’re not freaking out you’re a stronger person than I am, but then that’s easy. If I rescue any more turtles I’ll save the good Karma for you. Hopefully you’ll be able to get the gram soon.
Wouldn’t it be really nice if the universe worked this way? Bad things would only happen to bad people… I pretty much break even.
LOL “Prime real estate” Uh huh… How about a community chest card on your… well… chest? LOL Or a CHANCE card on…well…never mind… Or how about this… Thinking… The word Monopoly like it is written across the board, then at each corner (like they were sitting on the board) one of the pieces… You know race car (my fave) Top hat, scottie dog… etc. Make the pieces not to scale though, you know big enough that they were legible…
I am puzzled why we are focusing on Monopoly though.
Sick days… vacation days… it’s all good! 
Mom was in on the orgy too? And you didn’t call me? Mom’s such a babe!
OMFG! Did I really say that out loud???
Pffft! Don’t get me started on these frickin’ hamsters! Worthless little rodents!!!
Mmmmmm! Dreamer in the shower feeling up the SDMBs! Sorry dear! Just TOO much of a mental picture to pass up!
Simple I’m not lactating anymore. Doctor’s orders. I was only getting 2 ounces in a 24 hour period because with the preeclampsia and surgery and everything else my body couldn’t heal me and feed another. I’m much better since I stopped but I am disappointed.
Zen if you’re confused about the monopoly thing… click the www button that accompanies my posts and follow the monopoly tab and understand that’s not the whole collection and I really do need to update! My shining jewel isn’t there: a 5 foot high rich uncle pennybags that hangs on my wall.
Hehehe (6 has an Oedipus complex!!! If Mom finds out she’s going to spank you! )
Sorry Zen , guess your invite musta got lost too…maybe those magicians made didn’t pull it outta their hat. You know they were fliting with intent last night making those sammichs and all.
Davebear What’s up witht he funny face? Don’t YOU belive I am virginal? Was it something about the orgy last night luv? Just wonderin’
And yeah from a female perspective, I think of it as gooey goodness!! But then you already knew that from the Spit N Swallow Pub.
Tanookie, that makes more sense. Just make sure they know it’s your first time when you go. I can walk you through what all they did at mine if you want. It really wasn’t that bad. (((hugs))) I know it’s scary.
Alright… don’t misconscrew this… I have a VIRTUAL Oedipus complex! Nothing more! IRL I love my mother dearly!
And you can too! For the LOW LOW price of $12.95! That’s right! Just $12.95 gets you all the “Mother’s Love” you could ever wish for!
which you you mean?
my off site boss is here, less time for posty posty.
Dreamer, that link doesn’t work. Maybe you could send me some private pics!
PLEASE? 
:dubious: Again, for 6.
That’s what I needed today. A good whack on the head…
winces 6, sweetheart, my hearing is quite good. Please do not shout. Yes, I know they did, and no, it isn’t nice to tease. Well, at least not that way. But I’m sure if you stop pouting and offer backrubs, they’ll make it up to you.
Ok, new favorite son.
HA!! How do you know he wouldn’t just enjoy that, hm?'samattafact, I’m a better spank-ee than spank-er, but that’s another matter…
NO. He was most definitely NOT. I’d have noticed the flash from the camera, and I do not allow photographic evidence.
Now that you mention it, dear one, I slept like a rock last night. First time in a while. And, you’re quite welcome. It was entirely my pleasure
tanookie, I was thinking about the tat, and it’s got me itching to get a second one…the 9ball on my right hip may get removed or changed in the near future, not sure. I was thinking maybe the queen of hearts on the left hip, or possibly a celtic band at the base of my spine, not sure. Or, maybe I’ll forgo the tat idea, and get a certain…um…area…re-pierced.
Shall we try that again (rasinfrackin hamsters)?
It’s official. I just received word from my boss’ boss, who is doing a PR tour of all our facilities and is meeting me in Ohio. I leave for Dayton on Sunday, meeting first thing Monday, back in the air Monday afternoon, back home at prolly some gawdawful hour Monday night, back to my slave chain…er…desk…Tuesday. Enough alcohol, and it’ll just be one big blur. Not that he’d approve the alcohol on my expense report, the big cheapskate. I
did find out that he’s got a sense of humor, though. He said “Y’know, Mo, I hear they got really great Mexican food in Dayton…” bossman, you slay me.
tanookie I’m having trouble understanding not that that’s anything new. You’ve stopped lactating (I’m assuming they gave you the meds to achieve this?), your breasts are probably still swollen (urgh, the pain…), your hormones are still whip-sawing back and forth…WHAT on earth has possessed this doctor, if I may use the term, to order a mammogram at this point? I mean, no, they’re not as horrible as everyone says they are, but that’s under normal circumstances, and you’re relatively young. If you don’t mind my asking, do you have some hideous nasty family history that leads him to believe you need one, nownowNOW?