Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

And a very good morning and happy Friday to you, Dreamer. Are you always that chipper in the mornings? EW! You’d hate being in my house. It’s like footage from the dawn of the dead. Zombies everywhere. There’s not a single morning person in my little family. But for some reason, I’m really very upbeat this morning. Strange.

Today’s oddly exuberant mood brought to you by 3 hours of sleep (I dropped off around 3ish, after packing), 2 espressos and a white chocolate mocha. mmmmmm…mocha…
So much for hitting the card room tonight. They’d eat me alive.

I’m more of a night person, but am pretty happy once I get fully awake in the mornings. I’ve been up since just before 6 this morning. So I’d been up 2 1/2 hrs when I posted that. :wink:

Currently I’m looking forward to nap time this afternoon.

You shoulda told him. Then you coulda seen how red HE gets.

:smiley:

Well, NYC isn’t that far from Boston, and I take pretty good pictures.

Hell, no! Women’s gooey goodness is the goodest gooey goodness there is!

T’ain’t hard. You just use the spoiler tags.

She’s new. She doesn’t know you, yet.

Wow! A real life gig as a SadoMasochist!?! No wonder you fit in so well, here.

Not yet, but I’m sure she’d let me borrow them.

Because we can, silly.

I’m thinking a whole pot of coffee was consumed between those two posts.

That’s the only way I’d do it. Ain’t into that necrowhatsit.

Hm. I just realized. Dreamer, you woke up 'round about the same time I went to sleep.
Hi, Dave!

Well, Mo, I didn’t wanna wake up… but when you’re getting slobbery baby kisses and kicked in the head and kneed in the boobie it’s hard to stay asleep.

Teehee… Actually I had a breakfast of Whoppers and Pepsi. Healthy, no?

Hm. Sounds like some guys I’ve dated…(see, THAT’S the reason I gave up young guys)

I suppose it would be wrong to drug the little bast…darlings, huh? Just asking.

Actually, the reason I came back was to let everyone in on a PHENOMENAL bargain I ran across on Amazon. They’re selling Calphalon’s 3 Quart Tri-Ply Stainless Steel Saute Pans for only $27.99!!! If you’re in the market for one (or more! Think Christmas.) this is the bargain of the year. List price is $132. Hell, even if you weren’t in the market for one, you should grab one, at this price.

Well I just got up a half an hour ago but I was also up at 11:00pm, 3:00pm, and 6:00am. So around 8:00 hubby took the girl and let me sleep.

Everyone should have such a wonderful hubby. He even made coffee!

Oh and I was telling hubby about Iva… how we sucked in another lurker… now he’s muttering ‘sucking lurkers’ in a beavis voice…

Another typical morning in casa tanookie!

Dave, darlin’, you got WAY too much time on your hands. And, I’m thinking you need to get out of the house. Soon.

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Originally posted by tanookie
Everyone should have such a wonderful hubby. He even made coffee!

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You’re right. Everyone should. Where can I find me one a them?

I am in just too good of a mood today. I’m not going to analyze it; it may go away. It may have something to do with the fact that, given my impending trip, I am flat out refusing to do anything more than I absolutely have to today. I’m just gonna sit here and futz around with you guys.

Well if they figure out how to clone in such a way that you get the whole package and not just a look a like and in such a way that you don’t have to wait for them to grow up… I’ll be selling them on Ebay from my mansion someplace that doesn’t snow.

:slight_smile:

Never analize a good mood :slight_smile: Just go with it!

Oooo… Davebear I could actually use me one of those pans.

I’d make coffee for you Mo!
OK, I’d make coffee for ME but you could have some. :slight_smile:

So White Ink Did my ‘splanation of the math make sense? And can someone ‘splain the spoiler thing to me? I saw Dave’s example of it, but I don’t know what it means, or what it’s for.

Ouch, Ouch, ouch… My head was bitten off and I had to sew it back on, and the only thread I had was navy blue (it matches my uniform)… Actually now that I think of it having my whole head inside Maureen’s mouth was kinda fun :wink:

Here is an actual transcript of the thought process.

Mmmmmvacationmmmmm first three digits 40+1 times 500mmmmredheadsmmmmm that’s first three times 20000 + 500. Mmmmmlunchmmmmmm add last four digits twice is the same as last four times 2 mmmmmmboobagemmmmm – 500 just takes out the 500 we added in with the +1 times 500 mmmmmmmlunchmmmmWITH REDHEADSmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmm divide by 2 ‘cause we multiplied everything by 2 mmmmmmm 20000 for the first digits… 10000 to shift them over and 2 to make it look harder mmmmmmm’SAMMICHESmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmm and the last 4 by adding it twice mmmmmm vacation with redheads with lots of boobage and ‘sammiches mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm

The Hummmmmmmmmmmm you hear is just the standard background noise here inside SGZ’s head…Yes it was here even before it was bitten off mmmmmmmmmmm

Oh, Wow!!! Lookie Lookie I learned!!!

“Ain’t into that necrowhatsit” is a good thing … probably belongs on your resume!

and, not in a good way??? withholds comments about making more in the parking lot…
I watched the Texas Hold’em Championship game on Cable the other evening. That was Exciting! They show you what cards the folks are holding, so you get to see how they are playing them!
Awesome to watch a pot of $500,000[sup]00[/sup] change hands!

Dude!!! And, and, and, did you see! If you bought 9 of them, you’d get a whole ‘nother pan Free!
Since yer a bargain Hunter, Check out Tuesday Morning stores! They do ‘close-outs’ of amazing, interesting and weird stuff Linkity link link…
The web site is pretty uninformative, but you can check to see if there is a store near you.
I’ve gotten AMAZING prices on Calphalon in their stores …
that is also where I got my 100% Egyptian Cotton 598 thread count sheets for about $200. they do a “retail price” thing on the price sticker … ‘cordin’ to them, I’m sleepin’ on Thousand Dollar sheets! Man do I feel luxurious!!! … Ladies, wanna come find out what Thousand dollar sheets feel like? … or 300 thread count 100% cotton sheets for about the same price as the 250 thread-count cotton-poly “what’s her name” sheets at Target.
And a whole buncha other, as they say in Hawaii, “All Kine Stuffs.”
From holiday decorations to stationary and luggage to kids toys.

Yup. Exciting stuff, Hold 'Em is, especially at the pro level. But, down at, say, the 4/8 level, which is where I’m, there’s no finesse and everyone calls everything, and it’s all luck, and and and…k. Never mind. Let’s just say I like Omaha better. And, if you saw the people at Bay 101, you would understand that “eaten alive in a good way” is probably NOT going to happen. Not without a whole lot of …well, no, not even WITH a whole lot of alcohol and psychotropic drugs. Not even in the parking lot where it’s dark.

Anyway. What are you up to tonight, Wyatt? Wanna be my designated getaway driver?

I know ya would, honey, and I think you’re wonderful, too. :sigh:. …I just shouldn’t be married to nice guys. I don’t treat them well.

hee…SHHHH!!! Nobody’s spose ta know about that!!! :wink: and now I’m blushing again

And NOW, ladies and gentlemen, the Amazing VIETNAMESE BOBBITT!!

Thanks all for trying to demystify math for me. Eventually a very simple explanation worked for me, and I get it. It was an astoundingly difficult thing for me to comprehend tho. The simplest number manipulation taxes my brain like nothing else.

Eek! Numbers!

OOO!! White Ink! You could be my designated getaway driver too! Or, partner in crime, if you prefer, and we’ll leave Wyatt in the car with the motor running.

and ya know it was in there with white ink’s… Wow. I hope I got the right one sewed back on me. I haven’t looked in the mirror yet. Wouldn’t it be funny if I was thinking these thoughts with Whit Ink’s brain…humm. if on the other hand my head in on her body… quick glance down Damn… no breasts… :slight_smile:

as a PS. If you’re gambling and don’t think that’s true… you’re one of the suckers…

I have a feeling Wyatt’s engine is ALWAYS running. If I were him I’d get a tune (and maybe nitrous injection) up before I tried to “getaway drive” for both of you :wink:

Mmmm… Yay for naps.

I have a confession to make. I tried reading SGZ’s math explaination but in my head it sounded like Charlie Brown’s teacher talking… so I skipped it. teehee It’s ok, I can live happily w/o understanding the math trick. :wink: