hack, hack wheeeeeeez…sumun help me puhleeez…
damn wyatt…have you infected us all? is it a social epidemic? somethin we shouldn’t mention in pubulick?
White Ink, you do the bike thing into the city? Good on ya! Gotta be better than paying those parking rates.
As for me, one chimichanga w/carnitas para almuerzo, muchas gracias.
Mama Mo’s rule of thumb for all restaurants of an ethnic persuasion: The smaller, more hole in the wall, the better the food. For best results, make sure the cook does NOT speak English. No. Horror stories will not dissuade me, only make me laugh. I’m a sucker for a really good chili dog, too. I believe the term is “Cheap Date.”
Sorella, I warned you about spending time with Wyatt.
Dave, I wouldn’t dream of underestimating you. After all, your patience is absolutely legendary :p. And yes, you may bite me wherever you choose. Even on the back, I’m not a sissy. Your kind hopes are in vain…FBMC is pretty good at snow boarding. Better than I am on skis, the little brat.
Yeah but he was so cute with that video in his hand asking me for coffee…he even gave me his BUSINESS CARD! And you know he’s a **BRAIN SURGEON!! **
:sigh:…No, honey. He needs brain surgery.
OH!!! I knew it was something like that. Are yousure that’s what he printed on his business card? I’ll bet Zen knows, I think they have the same printer.
well one of my business card reads
** Erotic Literature Author and Librarian **
Creator and purveyor of all the finest erotica
The phone number is all sixes and nines… go 'figger
Read me a story and tuck me in?
I have real business cards, but I also have a joke card. I hand it to someone and say here’s my card. It simply says “My Card” 
Hm. Tell me, SGZ, have you by any chance read the Beauty series by Anne Rice? 
btw: the second book is far and away the best of the three.
Hmm… I need a fake business card. I wonder what mine would say.
Oh, make sure it says something about body painting. THAT is a marketable talent.
hmm… Maybe…
Confectioner to the Kinky
- BDSM chocolates and candy
- Chocolate menhdi kits
- private instruction available
[Homer] OOOO! Boob cake! [/hjs]
heh, I just thought of another BDSM candy. Chocolates that are like the chocolate covered caramel, except the filling is a very strong cinnamon or peppermint gel that would cause, uhm, tingling on tender skin areas.
Heh.
Put me down for a gross. Of everything. No, seriously. NOW.
not that I’m pushy, or anything…
would those be red or black licorice whips?
decisions, decisons…eh. Gimme a gross of each. Not to get off topic (BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!) but when I was preggers with FBMC, I had the worst cravings for black licorice and strawberry soda. At the same time. Just sayin’.
What? Not pickles and ice cream???
To the average OMFGer male, those cinnannannoman or peppermint chocolates sound like a WHOLE lot of fun!
BTW… am I the only female her who has neither married nor spawned???
Did you guys see what our darling rocky did in this thread? Sammich worthy, rocky boy, truly sammich worthy. Mama is SO proud.