Oh, but of course, Iva. All the ladies in this thread are committee worthy, I think. 
jeez, I hope we don’t kill anyone…
And, dream about any damn thing you want. That’s one of the best ways to be woke from a sound sleep, IMO.
I think this…
is my favorite part. I don’t think even Wyatt has ever muddled up two separate replies into one before.
Actually, I’d forgotten. There must be, what, five or six female fighter pilots, by now? Besides, it wasn’t women you were talking about.
Ummm, no. It was intended to be playful. Sorry if it came out wrong.
Hah! As if. But, no, you’re not a sissy; you’re just evil. And, the dip in the skiing story was good, too. I wouldn’t have laughed so hard if I hadn’t already seen him showing off, repeatedly. Snowrats are worse than rugrats.
Well, it’s obvious, isn’t it? It should be blank!
Oh, that. Yeah, there was talk, but I doubt it will actually happen.
Well, a little. But, don’t take it as an insult. I just thought it was cute that you were so proud of having spell checked, but left in a couple of glaring (at least to me, and probably to Salem) grammatical errors. I know. I’m an evil bear. It’s why I get along so well with most of the Babes.
Y’know, I haven’t read a nice onion in years. They’re too sad for me; they always make me cry.
Sorry. It woulda killed me to let that one go.
Well darlin’ you know I am always truly original in everything I do!!
But anyway…actually ther are a lot of female fighters now… of course there aren’t proportionally the number that there are males…but, the hot tub I was thinking of when I posted belonged to a female pilot friend of mine…and we had some verrrrry interesting parties in her hot tub. 'nuff said about that.
But you are right. I WAS talking about guy pilots in the other post but I do know this cute little girl pilot that you would drop your jaw over…for real and she is extremely friendly.
So how’d I get the first morning post?
Good one, Dave!
I was just gonna give Dreamer hell for that, mipiace. 
We were on THE SECOND PAGE! :eek:
I hit the preview button… NETSCAPE HAS PERFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION grumble grumble worthless POS
Lessee…
Iva, the littlest one is 6 weeks old. You are following his life in real time Photos can be seen by pressing the www button that accompanies all my posts.
Dave, I think we need to be more forceful about getting the Boston Area Doper Contingent together! It would be fun I’ll have to see if I still have the yahoo email address somewhere.
Oh and Zen we count too… only backwards from 5 to 1. The number 5 in a stern voice makes her snap to attention And I have a really common name and I hear it everywhere… still doesn’t stop me from trying to figure out if they mean me or not. Ugh, the days when I worked at the supermarket and there were 9 of us on the front end day shift!
Common name here too…there were always 4 in every school class which is exactly why I named my kids NOT as common names. Nothing weird like Moon Unit…but not as common as Dave either…
How 'bout this Tanookie. Ever been in a store or somewhere and heard someone else’s kid yell “MOM!” and thought it was yours? Well your older one is a little younger but I have three, all at prime “Mom” yelling age and I can get it just about anywhere…it’s like an instinct whenever I hear it…
D.Bear Read a good onion … hysterical!
and White Ink with a blank white card!!! Love it!
I LOVE the image!!!
hold back bad joke … hang on … hold back bad…drat Now, That’s a Great way to get blown!!!
Kewl… I think I’m finally ready to go for an additional degree!
Yer a** has a Dark Side?
choose your punch line…
Ya mean Pink Floyd wrote that song about you???
Now THAT is one Big Bootie!!!
No WONDER they call it Moon-ing
Must give ya weird tan lines!
Wow, another great advantage to offer gals you’d like to date, “I’m great shade in the summer!”
{/punchlines}
Uh … from THIS thread … that would say “Brain Sturgen”
In the opposite direction, I had an aquaintance at one time who was the owner of a very successful business, but all his business cards always said, “Vice President …”
I said to him, “But I thought you were the owner…???”
“I am, but This way, when folks ask for something difficult in a negotiation, I can always say, ‘… well … I’m going to have to take that up with the president…’ I never have to tell them I’m the president I’m going to talk this over with…”
Sure, I’ll sit on him, but … don’t cha think that’s a little kinky for y’all, just restarting into this stuff, and all…
just sayin’
Soooooo … she could fly ya to California, eh? Why don’t the two of you drop by for … coffee … or something … sometime?
Hey, darlin’, how ‘bout goin’ for coffee … or Lunch? sometime???
Yup!
**
Hum… UTI’s … hum???
UTi Corporate Home Page uh … nope … I don’t think so…
Unit Trust of India
Hum … That doesn’t seem like it …
UTI Bank
Now, THAT doesn’t seem like such a bad thing …
*Urinary Tract * … oh … owie … Those HURT!!! We’ll have to get Ozone Treatment for the Hot Tub, instead of that nasty chlorine …
Ok … spelling in front of slow ol’ Wyatt again… sigh
oh … THAT was easier to find out!
Thanks!!!
Euuuwwww … don’ cha Hate it when that happens …
uh … just between friends … your ear … uh …theres still some … uh … here’s a couple Q-tips.
Only those who are unworthy, those with noble heart, and lurid mind shall live to love another day 
I had really ugly dreams last night. My mother had gotten back together with her witch of an ex-girlfriend and we were having vicious fights over the dinner table which was making my mother really upset. I woke up with the total creeps ugh. It was most definitely not a nice way to wake up, I would have done better dreaming about organic chemistry.
Just to be clear, no, never proud that I have to rely on Microsoft to save me from my really horrendous spelling mistakes. I am dyslexic (diagnosed at 7 years old) and I hate the fact that I can not spell (and yeah my grammar gets shot to shit to, but I can not blame that on the dyslexia). I have struggled with it my whole life. It is the only place in my life when I can not depend on my brain. It is actually one of the main reason I stayed quite on the boards for so long. I am a little less prickly about it now, but clearly not much sigh
And yes, you are an evil bear, you have a little evil-bear-goatee and everything.
bite me!
The sad thing, I had to read that like 6 times before I saw it.:smack:
mipiace am I reading between the lines correctly here, you are a bi-lady fighter pilot.
(I think I may be in love)
I do not see a www button with your posts. Otherwise I would go see the little munchkins. I like kids. If I lived in the Boston area I would happily baby sit (provided I did not have an organic test).
Registration is next Monday
And thanks for the q-tips.
The little string of buttons under everyone’s posts profile: email: search: www: buddy…
No matter, munchkins may be found at www.kaczorzoo.net
Chemistry was hell for me but I enjoyed Physics a lot. I majored in Physics but dropped out due to money and other personal problems. Went back to school years later for English but dropped out due to pregnancy …
I hear ya on the dyslexia thing… I can’t spell to save my life and pretty much never see the typos unless I go letter by letter really really slowly. I had to read the onion joke a half dozen times before I got it. I’m scarily good at boggle though! And Scrabble I see many possibilities in a single word and with a lot of things I get meaning through context… Dog or God? What’s the rest of the paragraph about? It’s the only way I really know.
They had me in special classes because I spelled funny and wrote my letters backwards too. Typing really helps because there is a lot less chance that I will spell bog as doq or qbo … I pity anyone who had to grade my written work in school. I also write slower than I think so I leave out a lot of the middles of words or sentences.
Unfortunately my brain isn’t as dependable in other areas too… my prickliest problem is no sense of direction. Trying to envision any kind of mental map just results in a blank space in my mind… can’t describe it better than that… it is literally like a nothingness… I can see that somethings missing but that’s the best way to describe it. I don’t know my right from my left either unless I look for the wedding ring. Then it takes me a second to remember that’s the left.
Please use a modicum of restraint with the airhead jokes… I know they are easy but honestly that is the only way I can describe how it looks in my mind. sigh
Judging by the above mentioned Macintosh convo, this will be your answer…
option-shift-8
windoze users I’m sure have some other method unbeknowst to me.
Wyatt Mebbe one of these days…
whoo! Happy Dance!
I got the first one on page eight eeeee…
bootylicious happy jig
Close - I’m not a fighter pilot…I just play one on TV…but I know a lot of them (“them” being the operative word in the sentance there…)
Wyatt good to see you around. I wondered where you ahd been. They all pick on ME when you are gone for hosing up my posting…although I do a pretty good job of it.
{sigh} all my boy toys are drifting away. I left them simering on the back burner too long. I emailed the biker boy today…he has a girlfriend…I was actually thinking of taking him up on that visit he has been offering me for so long. Snooze you lose I guess.
:rolleyes:
Iva darlin’ tish happens!
Don worry bout chur spelling, seXy girl!
It’ll just get cha teased, a bit, some ob de folks here-about get rots of giggles in noticing spelling and coding errors …
jest rook at alla da funs and entertainments I hab giben dem!!!
Far as I’m conscerned, its the ideas that count!!!
Hell, you’re worried about dislexic? I’m Lucky to get to stay HUMAN in here!!! chuckle
(by the way … when am I supposed to use its and when is it it’s??? I’m Soooo confused by that one … and don’t even Start on affect versus effect … )
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God, I miss Jaade. Where did that girl go?
Bloody Hell. what’d I just do?
YAY! Somebody fucks things up WORSE than me!!!
Hey Sorella, you been hanging around with brain surgeons? Or Bain Stugeons or whatever? LOL…
I can still read it {I think}
awwwww, that’s not fair to sayIneverkeepdates when the truth is, you’ve mentionedgettingtogetheracoupleoftimeswhenIwasnotavailable that isn’t thesameasnotkeepingadate, for heaven’s sakes!
Maureen ,Ouch, now my head hurts
We need to find you some sugar free Pez
oh, and for degrees, ° alt-0176 °
will give you an little o hangin’ in the sky