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Does that mean that part of Wyatt is cool and everything, and the other part is but… ?
or how does that work?
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So, I’m curious… what constitutes a good tummy? I’ve heard you meantion this more than once Dave.
wonders if my tummy would qualify as “good”
Wyatt leans HARD on the tiller to steer the good ship OM’Fing’G back nearer to its primary topic.
ROFL Wyatt, both ya’ll are gonna have to lean way harder than that.
Perfect, Simple Dreamer! We’ll start a personal evaluation service, sorta a “new-age-self-awareness” kinda thing! All you gals email pictures of your tummies to Davebear, Wyatt and Robot Arm, the ‘monk boys,’ and for Absolutely No Charge, What so Ever, we’ll each send you our very own personal evaluation and rating of your tummy, and whether or not we think D.Bear would enjoy running his tender, yet strong, sensitive fingers across your tummy, whilst nibbling on your neck, and tracing your the lobe of your ear with the tip of his tongue … whoops, got carried away there …
And, Tanookie, you’re welcome, of course, to send in before and after “your shelves got hung” pictures!
and Wyatt Looses his grip on the tiller and the Good Ship OM F’ing G spins away, her direction at the mercy of the tides …
Ya know, D.Bear if you can get That idea floating for a 22 page thread, we’ll be “having to look at and evaluate” a LOT of photos!!! What civic minded generous guys, the three of us are, dedicated to charity and all! Heck, we might even have to suffer through photos that showed Other body parts, trying to influence our evaluations! sigh Oh, the humanity of it … the generosity of spirit …
LOL, I think you might be “on” to something, there, White Ink. That could explain quite a lot, here! … since you’ have relatively limited post numbers, allow me to pass along to you, things I’ve learned at the feet of my Sensei, the Legendary D.Bear, one must be careful about spelling and typos … there are 2 “t’s” in Butt …
Ahh… I try to keep my butt jokes purely self-referential. Anything else might end up unintentionally half-assed. Much like typos.
but thanks for the tip! (one day I will have a sig, it will say “got ytpos?”)
But, then people might mistake me for Wyatt.
Fabulous! First a rebel without a clue invades my thread. Now, I’m being dissed by a snot-nosed kid. Maybe it is time to end this thread.
Given that it’s a six hour flight, with no sex awaiting me at the end of it, I’m sorry to say that the answer is probably yes. Unless I can bribe Mr. Maureen to kick the little punk’s ass for me.
Well, I misspoke. (Another thing I do, both drunk and sober, along with unabashed flirting and correcting my typos. I think the kiss blowing was a first, though.) That should have read “has never happened for me, on a regular basis…” But, I actually haven’t had many one-night stands. I’ve been in relationships most of my adult life, and they were not the open kind of relationships. (Well, my first wife’s was, but I didn’t know that, at the time.)
I forgot it was scheduled for yesterday, until someone at work reminded me. And, it was at the office, so it wasn’t hard to end up there. Actually, they rounded us up and shooed us to it. And, no, no interest whatsoever shown in me, other than the married lady already mentioned. Besides, I didn’t get so drunk as to forget what a horrible idea casual sex with a coworker can be. Almost as bad as sex with a coworker’s wife. I don’t date coworkers, either.
Glad ya liked it, but it wasn’t a joke.
I didn’t say 7 was my capacity. I just lost count, somewhere around there, not consciousness. That was before I got my paws on my very own pitcher. Prior to that, I had to wait in line, so it was slowing me down, a bit.
Yup.
At least! The total depends on which other voices are in town, on any given day.
:rolleyes:
Should I? Nah! 
Noticed that, did ya? I’ll be.
No. Two thirds of him is butt.
Well, that could really be its own thread. But, for me, it means not too flabby or too fat (not necessarily the same), with silky soft skin, a nice innie (with or without jewelry), with smoothly flowing lines (no angular “boxy” hips protruding to ruin the flow), and either with or without that sexy little line of hair that some women have running from their navel on down. Washboard abs look interesting, but not very sexy. I think the key, for me, is that smoothly flowing concept. Anything that disrupts it is a negative. A little padding is fine, too. There should be some curve, there; just not too much. Sensitivity is good, but extreme ticklishness is not.
Do you qualify? I don’t know. How would you actually look, in that little harem girl outift?
STOP POSTING SO FAST! I can’t catch up!
Actually, I’m even more of a butt fan (no, not your type of butt, Wyatt). If we could get that evaluation service going…well, I’d probably never get to work, again.
Beat me to it, dammit. Well, I’m leaving mine in here, anyway.
We don’t mind half-assed, around here. It’s the half-wits that get on our nerves. 
Okay, Wyatt, start counting. 
And, you may now resume your previous frantic posting rate.
D’b Said:
Why thankee, I’ll take that as a welcome. courtesy. I usually have at least two wits to rub together, although they don’t always generate a spark. Hopefully, I won’t let anyone down.
17!!! with shiver 2 quotes embedded within quotes!
Prostates himself at his legendary master’s feet, quivering with idolization … the courage … the style …
Oooh! We have a new player in the house! Welcome, indeed! You should have decloaked sooner, and more often. But, don’t worry about sparks. Even if “sparky” finally takes the hint and takes a hike, we’ve been known to generate a few sparks of our own.
D’ja know that, for two wits, you could get a shave and a haircut? (C’mon! It’s not like you didn’t have plenty of warning.) Although, I’m guessing you don’t often go to a barber for a shave.
Not to mention the sheer hard work. 
Hmm… Gimme a few months and I know I’d qualify… still getting back into shape after the last baby… but I know I’ve got a great ass. LOL Not that that really makes a difference for you Dave. Just needed to affirm that for myself As for the harem girl outfit…
and Wyatt indicated:
Ahem. Given that Mr. (d)Bear noticed something that you didn’t …
I’ll go ahead and confirm that the proper way to address me is Mistress. And sadly, he is correct, I don’t go to the barber for a shave. Proper barbers don’t offer that service, but even if they did, I think it’d be way too expensive. Oh well, nothing like a a good ripping out by the roots to get rid of unsightly curlies. Ah well. This may be even too much of a hijack for such a well diversified thread.
Carry on!
Somehow I don’t think Dave will mind
Of course you can play.
deb passes DB his very own Howitzer
So now bestest friend, let’s talk. What is your opinion of George Clooney, is he cute or not. Personally I vascillate on this subject. He was a doll in that military movie he did, but I didn’t particularly think he was attractive when he was on TV.
Kotex or Tampons? I firmly believe men get PMS, of course you, being my new bestest friend have to agree. My officemate invariable get grumpy like once a month as regular as…maybe I just say he is regular.
Did you seeeee the looks Wyatt has been giving you, heehee, isn’t he a cutie pie, what with being cute and everything, but.
I would suggest we go to the movies but there aren’t any good chick flick out right now, so we will have to wait on that fun activity.
TTFN My New Bestest Friend.
(Dave, did you realize your initials have gain)
aaaaaaaargh, White Ink, please don’t remind me of that ungodly pain! Bad enough when it happens, flashbacks are unnecessary.
Simple Dreamer, I love those harem outfits. If you can belly dance, I’d be willing to pay good money for lessons…
Davebear, the boy cannot help his 13yo attitude, although it earned him a place in his room tonight, having crossed the line with Mama Maureen. Soap works at 13 as well as it did at 6, happy to say.
oooooh, but Deb, “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” is out on video, we can rent that and Steel Magnolias and watch from Dave’s couch. I bet he’d even let us paint his toenails.
Maureen, nope, can’t belly dance, but I hear it’s not only sexy but a great workout. Think I might like to learn.
Sounds like a girl party at Dave’s house! I’ll bring a big batch of brownies and my all time fav movie Dirty Dancing.
Ah, but you don’t have an official inspection sticker. Yet.
Of course it matters! Not enough to cause me to reject an otherwise attractive woman (I’m not that insane!), but it matters.
Hmmm…maybe you really are my Dream Girl.
I can’t claim to be a “proper barber”, but I can offer you a great rate.
(She knows me so well!)
Yeeha! Time to rocket and roll!
Oh, I think he’s cute, but I’ve heard he doesn’t treat women very well. So, as long as you’re only using him for sex, I’d say go for it.
Ew! Kotex are gross! Tampons, definitely! And, I’ve known guys like that, too. I think it’s the moon cycles.
Hmph! As IF!
Direct quote from my Match profile; “I can even tolerate “chick flicks”, with enough cuddling.”
Ooh! An engineering joke! Wanna ride gain on me, baby? They are handy initials though, as witnessed by my (now dormant) consulting company DB[sup]3[/sup], aka DataBase Designs By DaveBear.
Ah, but soothing the pain is so much fun.
Hell, I’d pay good money to watch! and I’m not even a fan of belly dancing. All the belly dancers I’ve seen were …ummm… less than gorgeous, shall we say? And, I know Wyatt will be along, looking to scoop the video rights, soon.
Soap? As in washing out his mouth?
Maureen, Deb, and Dreamer, come on down! If you’re all wearing your belly dancing/harem girl outfits, you can watch and/or paint anything you want. I probably won’t even notice, till you’re gone.
Oh! I forgot the morning update. Things are looking up, with Harmony. She apparently like the email I sent, which contained a description of our first meeting that was uncannily similar to Wyatt’s. And, she asked where I “stand on oral sex”! Bahahahaha! Damn near choked on an ice cube! Anyone (or everyone) wanna answer that one, for me? “Where do I stand? Where ever she wants me to!” I hope she wasn’t asking because she hates it. If she was, I think my reply will terminate that potential relationship, in a hurry.
Oh, and I got my first two winks on Match. Of course, they’re both over 65 miles away. 
That’s worse than Hampton Beach! But, they both smoke. Maybe that’s how far from Boston you have to go before smoking becomes acceptable behavior, again. I’m not sure I want to get involved with another woman that far away, though.
Oh, and an email from one lady who doesn’t even have a profile visible, which just said mine was among the best she’d seen. Dunno what that means. Just a fan of expository writing? Or, interested? :shrug: