Cute post, Psalex, I believe your test of the emergency broadcast system has been a success. Now, though, we Do need to warn you about one of the special rules about this thread …
So, Psalex, if, now that you’ve entered the thread, you Do happen to wish to say stupid things, Please be Sure to read the entire thread, and Know Your History! oh, and the saying of really! stupid stuff is reserved for actual Students studying the styles of the Legendary D.Bear … wait that didn’t sound right …
pulls out the "entire history of OMFG and restudies, carefully, to maintain his allowance to say really stupid things … in Ransome [sub]n[/sub]o[sup]t[/sup]e styles
Wyatt!! Bad puppy!! We do NOT bite guests. Psalex was just saying hi. The sweeper can take care of his own thread.
Psalex, welcome to the thread. Sorry about our Wyatt, Dave let him on the furniture and gave him the run of the thread this weekend, so he’s acting up
Dave, hon, Wyatt made a mess again, and it’s your turn.
You know Dave they have classes to correct bad behaviors like that. Just put him back out in the yard a while until he can learn to behave, but don’t give up and send him to the pound. I’m sure you can give him another cahnce
Umm … yeah … that would be my fault. I gave 'im a blanket and fed 'im from the table this weekend. Must’ve spoiled the little bugger. :rolleyes: Sorry, all. And many apologies to Psalex.
At least that sounds like rocks guy is tidy & responsible. That goes very nicely with a distaste for the yellow water with artifical beer flavoring.
Btw, reading all the pool playing has me wondering…
golf, now THAT seems like a good way to go, teach that cutie to play Golf!
[pretend dialogue]See, you hold the club like this, here let me show you. good, now you hold it. Great. wait. almost. here, I’m just gonna stand behind you and put my hands over yours… [/pretend dialogue]
BTW Dave…not to distract everyone by asking about the original topic of this thread or anything but how’s your love life? Anything interesting happen this weekend? Have any great desserts?
hummmmm… **White Ink, Maureen, Mipiace and a flogger … ??? ** hummmmm…
Attention Please: Apparently I was not quite clear in my post to Psalex Should have read:
Welcome unto you, oh new poster to this thread. Verily your opening post has been both brilliantly clever and fitting unto the tone here. In my way of welcoming you, allow me to make a small joke, in pretending there are ‘rules’ to this thread, or even a topic, which could be hijacked. [insert joke about thread rules here] Again I bid you welcome, and [follow with self-deprecating joke, which, at the same time accidentally sounds like making fun of the Legendary one].
NOW can I go back to sleeping on the couch when no-one is home to see me???
But back to the flogger …
I’m glad ya’ll didn’t get to busy while I was roped into working today.
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I went in this morning to my chiro’s office for an adjustment. Little did I know… The regular office manager had a mild heart attack over the weekend and needed someone to cover for her. She and my chiro both thought I’d be a good canditate. LOL So I got to work today. Good thing my DH was off today and could watch the kids. I was glad to help out and they said if I ever needed a job…
Made for an interesting day since I haven’t worked in several years.
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Wyatt You can nap on the couch when no-one’s home so long as you don’t shed on the couch or make icky messes
Ah. Well, that’s good. I always feel like I’m juggling nitro, when I comment on your personal life.
I dunno. Sounded right to me. Isn’t saying stupid stuff what I’m legendary for?
Yes, Mama Mo. I know, I tend to spoil my pets and my women. It’s a bad habit. But, he’s so CUUuuuute!
Sweeper? I’m a sweeper, now?
shudder No! I’d never send a poor little puppy to the pound! Poor little guy! He didn’t mean to be bad.
Really? Cool! I’d never use it on a puppy, but there may be a few women around here who would enjoy it.
Dude! You do rock!
I’ll pass. All that walking around, smashing balls with clubs…no thanks! Too reminiscent of “rock crushing”. I’ll stick to pool. It offers the same opportunities for wrapping one’s arms around the student, with whatever level of bodily contact one deems appropriate (or the student will allow). A dimly lit atmosphere where alcohol is readily available to quench the thirst and fire up the libido. And, there’s all that controlled, rhythmic stroking of long, smooth shafts, as firmly or as gently as the situation calls for.
Ah, right! The updates. No, no desserts, this weekend. And, I had to pass up dessert, and possibly dinner, with Harmony, tonight, due to certain circumstances.
If it’s not the right temperature, let me know. Oh, and about those rules someone mentioned? One of them is “No suits in the hot tub”. But, don’t worry about it; you didn’t know. Just toss it on the bench.
Yes. I’m Legendary, you’re yummy (I remember the Female Ejaculation thread quite vividly), Rocky rocks!, Wyatt is currently in the doghouse, Maureen and Mipiace are two more extremely hot babes, and White Ink is…umm…unique. tanookie is extremely preggers, with a new Munchkin. And, a little grumpy, lately, but give her good pizza, and she’ll be nice to you. Optihut and Robot Arm occasionally drop by, as well. Dunno about Optihut, but Robot Arm is the proverbial “sharp dressed man”. But, he still can’t wear a bathing suit in the tub.
No, there are quite a few bottoms in here, at the moment. Some quite nice ones, too.
See? That’s why I chose you to be my acolyte. We think alike.
There certainly are rules in this thread! I make them up as they’re needed.
Oh … My … Freaking … God … sighwimper
Y’all are NOT gonna believe this … I had Actually just nearly completed a full Wyatt’s notes of the thread … I was up to the events of page 16, for cryin’ out loud whimpertearsob it was beautiful, and, I’m sure y’all will be stunned to hear, it being from Wyatt the man of few words®, but it was more than a bit of work and typing! Then, I hit some errant key combination … don’t even know What errant key combination … and it’s Gone! My life’s greatest work … gone sob I dunno How I’ll Ever get over it … sob
but I sure as H*ll know One Thing … fun as it was, to reminisce, I AIN’T doin’ it again! All you New Posters and Lurkers, go read the thing for yourselves … all of it … no skimming, or you’ll Never understand All the vocabulary!
*whimper, I’d Just gotten to the part where Tanookie loses her feet, and several others are fearing “smashed rocks” whimper it was a work of Art, I tell you, Art! Y’all just Have to review the thread in your own mind (uh, leave in the parts where Wyatt’s really cool and everything … but leave out the parts where he screws up or gets in trouble, I did …) and then, imagine I’ve described all those highlights even more cleverly than you remember them … and just let your imaginations sing my praises … it was That beautiful! sob gone … all gone … in an “oh-no-second” … whimper
How will “newbee’s” Ever know and understand: dessert final email rocky rock crushing hanging someone’s shelves … sigh *picks quill back up and begins his lessons again …
oh, and the saying of really! stupid stuff is reserved for actual Students studying the styles of the Legendary D.Bear … wait that didn’t sound right …
