Oooh Oooh! Wyatt’s a bartender??? Oh man… I need a drink, several actually.
Can you line 3 French Martinis up for me? That’ll make a good start.
Woohooo! D’bear called me unique! happy dance
Now must work on eloquent…
Sounds like it’s time for body shots for everyone…Hey Wyatt! Line 'em up baby!
White Ink, you can have the first uniquely eloquent, body shot.
Do I drink 'em off you? or is someone supposed to drink them off me?
Hey this could be better than golf & pool combined!
Oh! You’ve never done body shots? …I should tell you but I know one of the guys will want to SHOW you.
Yeah it involves some skin licking and drinking [giggle] great fun:D
Let me demonstrate - Oh Rocky…where are you honey?
mipiace, you just kick started at least 5 libidos into high gear. You KNOW you’re not supposed to use those powers for evil!
Are you mad at studmuffin again? I was lurking your thread yesterday, but hadn’t got back to it yet this afternoon… gimme an update.
Wyatt… I wondered if someone would pull that quote. 
Ah…the Studmuffin…well the survey according to the SDMB unequvocally says DUMP HIM unceremoneously…I’ll talk to him and hear his side…preferably while I have my clothes on. And before my temper starts to explode. I really want to hear exactly how hismale brain processed all of that because my female brain isn’t quite processing it quite the same way I’m afraid.
He wanted to spend my birthday with me but I am going to the Spa…[ahhhh - I deserve it…spoiled, spoiled me!!]
I will probably go up some time this weekend and help him unpack boxes - how romantic huh?
Why can’t unpacking be romantic? Other than the fact that you are thoroughly pissed at studmuffin I mean…
Parallax and I work at finding the hidden romance in the mundane. One of the great things about us I guess.
Oh and I KNOW I am not supposed to use my powers for evil…but it’s just so fun to keep everything stirred up!
Besides, it’s far far too long since anyone has licked salt off my body and I am just in the mood. I feel devilish today.
Well, Miss “Not That Kind”… Uh, the Mae West quote came from our Mechanical Appendage friend, and I thought it belonged there, too! The only “quote” >>>I’d<<< pulled lately was about tongue … and if you Were hoping someone would “pull that quote” … well, I believe that makes 6 libedos that just got jump started!
Over heard at a press conference:
Reporter: "Miss West, Miss West, I’ve heard there are reported to be 7!!! Men waiting for you at your home!
Mae: “Ohhh … Ohhh… I’m sO tired, this evening … tell One of them to Go Home!”
You guys have the coolest relationship! It probably would be romantic. And if he weren’t SUPREMELY in the doghouse it mgiht be romantic for us too.
I mean house hunting was really goofy and romantic and we had all these plans about decorating, I helped him decorate his last two houses [sigh] oh well we’ll see what happens.
LOL…i’m sorry. I shouldn’t laugh. But he just spent a lot of money to move out to be with you…what are you going to do with him relatively just around the corner?
OMG - you know I have not heard him say that yet but…that is precisely what he is going to say…I can hear that come out of his mouth…He has this southern accent that only comes out when he is angry…I have imagined him many, many times telling me exactly how much he spent buying a house (285K)moving to TX and hijacking his career…eeew, I think I am going to be sick.
I think we should probably talk about this.
Darn, darn, darn, darn, darn!
blushes profusely
Robot Arm, I’m so very sorry to have not given you credit for quoting that.
Wyatt, tongue quote huh… goes to check Ah…
Nevertheless, I’ve always loved Mae West quotes.
Oh Wyatt! Glad you could join us, now be a good boy and run and get those body shots before I have to get White Ink’s flogger now! If you are a good boy, I’ll let you go first.
Well, yeah, talking is probably the best way to go…after all, he may be led around by the small brain, but he did come halfway accross the country for you. That has to be worth SOMETHING, right? ((((mipiace )))), it’ll be ok.
Yeah and back in the day when we were traveling all over Europe I did my share of leading him around by the small brain too…
[where is that body shot?] oh forget it, just bring me the bottle and a lime.
are body shots necessarily tequila shots?
I thought so, White Ink, I was told they were when you did a shot of tequila and then licked salt off someone.
Never done them myself. I don’t like tequila.
mipiace, you cannot tell me the sex is the only reason you’re with the man?? I mean, obviously, six weeks of non-stop hot, passionate, incredible sex that leaves you needing to be peeled off the ceilling is nothing to sneeze at, but… you guys are good at the other stuff too, right?
tsst, wyatt! no more for her…
White Ink, body shots are the gentleman’s liquor of choice. Unless you are the one drinking it, then it’s your’s. Start pouring at the base of the neck, so that it drizzles right between…um… you get the idea…