Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

I love all of you guys! PSalex…you have the most purrrrrfect descriptions…I am not sure if I am the HEather Locklear type, never thought of myself as that way but I guess when I am irriatated I am certainly not shy to bust a few balls - LOL so- guilty as charged.

Maureen, the visual I got was totally Catherine from a Farewell to Arms so she was very Babe-a licious and please do not tell me you can’t be a babe at 37 since I just turned 36!

I can’t believe every guy here is over six feet! Oooo yummy what a smorgasborg!!

Dave…you know I can’t spell, or I can spell, I jsut get in a hurry and dont’ really care, but thanks for corretcing, or correctign, or crectcting…oh WTF.

Psalex and Jaade, can I take pictures?

As for the costumes…man I can’t wait for Halloween with THIS group!!

For Halloween this year I will be wearing the ever so sexy and stylish snap shouldered hospital gown complete with my own working IV!

We just bought the munchkin a ‘lil devil’ outfit. Red sweatpants with devil tail and hooded red sweatshirt with devil horns. Seems like her personality :wink:

For the not yet born munchkin I got a little lion outfit that is the same sweatsuit style except with ears and fringe like a lion’s mane.

I know the MIL wants to take the munchkin trick or treating but I want her to at least come trick or treat at the hospital for a little while so I can see her sniff

I love Halloween and am disappointed that I won’t be handing out candy this year.

Donna Reed is much better than June Cleaver, but still… waaaah I don’t wanna be seen as so… domesticalish. :stuck_out_tongue:

Yes, I have now made up a word, so :stuck_out_tongue:

Dude, you would SO rock in one of those! Wonder if Psalex has recovered from that visual? I’m still LMAO! :smiley:

Okay Dave, you in that Purple Pimp suit with alll the Dave Babes behind you in various versions of the Cha-Cha boots and scantily clad outfits…yep, imagine what THAT would do for your reputation around the Beantown! LMAO!

I love little kids in Halloween costumes!

Well, you could post a photo of yourself in that little harem costume, you have. That would certainly shake the housewife image.

I also love bigger kids in costumes, but that’s a different story.

:smiley: I think so, too. I’d have to shave the noggin, completely, I think. And, borrow a swanky custom pool cue, to cap it off. But, I think that could be done.

I wonder if I could rent one of those suits at the costume shop downtown.

Hah! Yeah. Probably get me shot, by one of the real pimps. After they got through laughing.

No fucking way, I’d protect you! I’m the ball buster remember?!! We could pull a Charlies Angels on them in our ChaCha boots.

Dave, sweetie, remember that was just a “doll” of me. Not the real thing…

I believe this is what you’re remembering… right?

Well guys - not to hijack (of course I would never…) but it’s Friday and not a peep from Studmuffin. Guess I should have expected it. He always was a lot more stubborn than me.

So I am alone for another weekend. You know, I think i need to just forget about it and go out with someone else.

Wouldn’t be so bad but it makes me this crazy woman wondering what HE is doing this weekend. grrrrrr I hate dating. I’m going to buy that big cheeseburger hat and go down town. Bet that will get me a lot of attention!

I’d be happy to do you anytime darlin’…but I don’t know if I can capture your essence the way that you have grabbed all of ours.

Now accepting applications for the part of: the cowboy!

Only if you promise to join us. ~winks~

It’s really rather a combination, though the ~cough~ tight jeans get more wear than the silken dresses. (I always wanted a bustle though…and the hoop skirts…and the corset! Just to say…)

~hugs~ Darlin’, you’re more than welcome to come up/down? to Houston (I remember TX, I just can’t remember where right this moment) and we can see what kind of trouble two ladies can get into. ~grins~

Finally, Psalex, as if I could do a better job than Davebear

Psalex walks through the room in her stiletto heels, eyes easily drawn to her energy and overt sexuality. She makes friends easily with almost everyone she sees, and knows them inside out without them ever catching on that she’s asked them a single question.

[size=1]Reeling him in darlin’, reelin’ him in ~grins~[/size=1]

Darlin’, I wouldn’t have it any other way…

My turn to ask a question! Which of the Davebear babes and (the men need their own name!) men have LiveJournals?

~J

Hm…sounds more like Lucy Arnaz…

ROFL Maureen, I do have a few Lucyish type stories, but I’m not that bad generally. The whinning was due to a womanly hormonal moment. Do forgive the outburst. blush

Jaade, I have one, click the www button below for mine.

Awwww! Aren’t you sweet!

And, it certainly would be worth the risk, to see all the Davebear Babes tricked out like that. Well, except tanookie. Wouldn’t want her risking herself on high shoes, at this stage.

Fine. I keep trying to give you the opportunity to shake that goody-goody image you say you hate, and you keep throwing it back in my face. Yes, that’s what I was referring to. sigh

*Women! *

Good idea. You need to not be available when he calls.

I think you just did outdo me.

[Ricky]
Luuuucy! I’m HOOOooome!
[/Ricky]

:smack:

Oh! You meant this pic. :wink:

Just wanted to thank you for saving me from the embarassment of tripping, falling and going into labor dressed like a ho at the pool parlour!

:slight_smile:

Simple? Is that really you? nah, the bazooombah’s aren’t big enough!

And Jaade, you are in Houston? holy shit girl! I am in San Antonio, that is close enough for a commute…hmmm we seriously could arrange that. We could meet in Austin or something. Or what’s Houston like? I have never been there.
Dave, thanks for being supportive. That’s really nice of you.

Taookie…well yeah that would be a rough way to start your labor but think of the stories you could tell her later about being birthed on the pool table. [ into the side pocket]

Yeah, that’s more like it.

Well, that was the idea, yes. Besides, a ho that can’t stay on her heels would be bad for my street cred.

You’re welcome.

mipiace, mi sorella, you are too kind. The Tuaca’s on me.

Well, that’s a body shot I’d almost rather watch, than drink.