Hiya, Davebear . Yawn…stretch… I just rolled out of be and my hair is just a tousled mess. Been missin’ me?
Not to belittle the OBVIOUS charms and assets of all the rest of the DaveBear Babes® but…
Psalex, you (and your tousled hair) are the hottest thing since the Big Bang! :eek:
(no pun intended… or … intended… I dont know.)
That sounds promising. Good for you, for not immediately calling him back.
Hi! Nice of you to de-cloak.
Heh! You think so? I don’t think anyone who doesn’t do message boards would be able to follow it. It’s not exactly the most coherent narrative, despite Wyatt’s and Psalex’s efforts.
Thanks, dude. And, I’m sorry you went through the same thing. I think things are definitely looking up, for me. And, they’ll start looking up for you, eventually. Just get out there and pitch. Someone will swing. And, then you can practice your eye-flicks.
Yeah, I agree, actually. Not that I have a problem with needy or possessive, in general. But, it did seem a bit premature. And, for all the physical chemistry, the intellectual spark isn’t really there.
Heh! If I could do this IRL, I wouldn’t be here. I’d be too busy, if I got the response I get, here. But, IRL, none of these ladies would be likely to respond to me the same way. It only works, here, because they already know me, and they have the safety of distance.
Whoa! Now, there’s an image!
You’re not an intrusion! Welcome back.
Good observation. Flirting becomes seduction when there is genuine potential, and I wouldn’t intentionally try to seduce a whole room full of women. 'Specially pregnant, married, or otherwise unavailable women. Besides, all I really need is one; the right one.
And, yeah, the teddy/grizzly ratio is not constant. I used to use this as my sig, on a board I belonged to long ago.
“Warning: 51% Teddy/49% Grizzly. Subject to change without notice”
And, it was true, then. But, it’s more like 90%/10%, these days, I think.
Oh!.. my!.. blush…I…ummm…uhh…I…BLUSH…ahem…well, I …BLUSH…wow…that’s…me?
Mornin’, sugar. Don’t I always miss you while you’re away? Nice…ummm…jammies.
Yeah, the room’s just chock full of nice assets, ain’t it?
Originally posted by if6was9:
Ummm… Davebear? Can I bring a guest to your next hot tub party? I promise to personally keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn’t get away from me…
Originally posted by Davebear:
Correction, Davebear , it is you that has the safety of distance. If I were any closer you would be in imminent danger of having a honey of an offer you couldn’t refuse.
Originally posted by Davebear:
pokes Teddy with a stick whilst grinning provocatively and biting lower lip
[announcer voice] Ooo, and Psalex pulls a classic female hook-em and reel-em-in maneuver. [/voice]
I’ll behave! Really!
Unless ya don’t want me too…
Of course you may, sugar. You can invite anyone you like, if you think they’d fit in with the gang, and they know how to mind their manners.
Oh, hush, you. Allow me some illusions, would you please? And, don’t get me started thinking about honey, or we’ll be right back into the lick-fest, and well…ahem…anyway. But, you know perfectly well that you’d just have stalked coolly by me, on those cha-cha boots, given me the lifted eyebrow, as I tried to make contact, and my tongue would have tied itself in a double half-hitch.
~ You see a furry blur, hear a growl and a loud snap, and suddenly realize you’re holding half a stick and that there are splinters in the Teddy bear’s grinning teeth. At least, you think that’s a grin. ~
C’mere and cuddle me, little girl. 
~pokes~ Wake up!
Hey Salem! Welcome back ~grins~ Care to join us in the hottub?
I think it was a bit of both…~hugs~
You know, I discovered in gym in middle and high school that I was quite a bit more limber than most of my classmates. Whenever we had to stretch they’d all be groaning and complaining, and I couldn’t figure out what the fuss is. I’ve lost a lot of my flexibility, but I’m planning to start working on it again soon. Goal: in 6 months, I’ll be able to touch my toes to the back of my head again.
~grins~
What happened to my body shot, Dave? ~pouts~
~raises an eyebrow~ Personas on a message board are a lot like RL personas, though often keyed up slightly. You could act the same way in person, it would just take a bit of effort at first.
~shakes her assets as she sashays out~
Sorry. The censors got it. It’s on the cutting room floor.
:dubious: follows Jaade’s assets into the hottub
C’mon in, Salem , we’ll make room.
Woo hoo! Four girls in the hot tub? That beats a full house, doesn’t it?
Davebear- it will be a tight fit, you better sit in the middle.
Oh no!!!Davebear wants to eat me!!! Someone, help!
squirts honey on Jaade
(theres your bodyshot, Jaade)Four? I thought I could count to four. Jaade, Salem, Psalex…I count three. 
You mean I have to squeeze between three (or four) of the hottest, naked, slippery babes on the planet to get into the tub? Oh, no!
[P. Rabbit]
Please don’t throw my in that briar patch!
[/P. Rabbit]
LOL! And they say I’m bad!
Well, why not? I’ve got plenty of toothpicks, now. ptooie
Thay…can you help me get thith thplinter outa my thongue?
Is that like in that commercial, where the guy squirts honey on his camping buddy, so he can get away while the enraged bear goes after the buddy?
Honey? Hmmm. What does a girl have to do to get some honey around here? Thanks for the welcomes (or welcome backs).
Hot tubs. Filled with floating boobage. Ok.
Damn, I’ve been censored…that took only four hundred and fifty something posts.
~helps Psalex and Salem into the tub~
Wouldn’t want you to slip darlins…
Thanks!..
I think…
~shares some of her honey with Salem~ There you go sweetie, how’s the water temperature?
Not much, apparently.
Well, as long as they’re boobages, and not the boobies Psalex was flashing earlier. Rubber duckies are fine, but real, live seabirds are another story.
Well, don’t worry. I scooped it off the cutting room floor, and it’s in my private collection, now.
You do? Good for you!
Geez! All these honey-covered babes! It’s making my nose twitch (among other things).
:: making no attempt to hide the sidelong glances at the floating boobage and the resulting … umm … nevermind … ::
I stand in complete awe at the utter smoothness of the D’Bear. :eek:
I am not worthy of hanging out in this thread. I thank you for graciously allowing me to remain here, Dave.
And you doubted me when I said you were a Legend …
:: humbly joins Wyatt bowing at the feet of his Sensei, hoping there is room for another student ::
Good MONDAY Morning OMFG GANG!!
Well, Someone is smiling verrry big:D [for those of you who haven’t had coffee, that would be me], walkin’ loose and havin’ a really really great Monday…
I see you all had a great time without me though so I’m glad I wasn’t missed. Dessert for everyone…pass out the sporks!
Yes, honey idea from the beer commercial, but the idea of a honey body shot is not objectionable any way you look at it.
licks honey from Jaade 's lovely shoulder
(I was also remembering a funny scene from an old John Candy movie: “B-b-b-big bear, b-b-big bear chase me”)
Girls, look at ** peritrochoid ** and f6was9 sitting over there on Davebear’s sofa.
waves to them
Salem, I am still giggling about “floating boobage”.
Well, everybody, this is my last week to party at Davebear’s place; next Monday I’ll be returning to work with the living dead and nightclasses start today. Sigh…
I plan to bring the house down for the next few days, so someone pass me the tequila.
ooohh… do share mipiace !
cues "Right Hand Man from Joan Osborne*
No way! You can’t leave the frat house!! Who will rub my little kitty belly!!! Who will explain things in such an eloquent manner to all the lurkers? Who will give us these great visuals and describe our personalities and assign cotumes and roles based on our mood de jour? No, no, no,…say it isn’t sooooooo!!!
Can’t you tell the stiffs you are working and just screw off like I do? [snort!]