Jaade, you are SO full of it. If I ever decide to switch teams, I’m chasing you down. And you owe me a pic, lady. :pout:
Wyatt, if you’re serious about those pics, let me know. I’d like to refute a statement made earlier…
that’s supposed to be a : pout:
Thanks, Dreamer! 
that was meant to show up in my multi-quote demostration … somehow I missed it. Bummer.
*practice, practice, practice … *
Whoo hoo!! Now, how do I get you to switch teams? ~winks~
And ladies (Maureen and Salem) you have MAIL!
Oh, and why am I full of it? ~having a blond moment~
~J
No, skip blond moment, I’m fairly sure I know what you meant. ~L~ I stand by my statement…
~looks down at her feet and sees no adoring admirers~
May I just say…DAMN!! Hm. I appear to be blushing. Something I haven’t done since…um…page…ahh…13 was it? Aaaanywayyy
quickly change subject before anyone notices the blush
Did I tell you all how much I missed you guys?
I made you blush??
You did, ma’am. Quite an accomplishment. I don’t blush easy.
~bows deeply~
Humbly at your service m’lady.
Did you get my email? Cuz I’m still waiting for my picture of you…
~J
I did. That’s why I was blushing. If Sr. Acolyte Wyatt gets over his cold, you can have one. I know, I know…I need to get with the program, but the way FBMC eats, I really can’t afford a digital camera.
Have I missed the party?! All this talk about blushing, “switching teams”, and swapping pics sounds like fun! Can I watch? 
I assure you it is part of my duties as one of the most gifted of D’Bear’s students. I swear!
I’m thinking Maureen got a different Jaade picture …
That’s what I’m thinkin’ …
Sure I’m serious about photo shoots … soon as I’m not contagious …
somehow a caption of “And here’s Maureen in the last few minutes before she caught the Stephen King “The Stand” virus from Wyatt …” just wouldn’t reflect all that well in my ‘portfolio.’
Latest update, I no longer would be able to irrigate an entire dessert into bloom … but my coughs could do pretty good foley work for extreme close-up shots of the heavy steel-toed boots of Very large lumber jacks crunching across a sub-zero(F) Alaskan snow field … I’ve added Source Naturals “Wellness Formula” pills and Chinese GanMaoLing pills (absolutely the best for knocking out the symptoms AND making your body an unhealthy environment for the virus)
(how the heck did I forget these two miracle cures???
Was talking with a friend, (on the phone, thank you) right after I remembered them and said …“Where was my brain?”
she just said, “sick…”
Oh, backing out, now, huh? I shoulda known.
3 inch nipples. She used some kind of suction device to enlarge/elongate them. Now that I think about it, she did send me those pics, despite my utter lack of interest. (No, guys. I don’t still have them.) She was a wacko, anyway. Just approached me out of the blue and offered to send me those photos in exchange for photos of my penis. I didn’t have any, and wasn’t interested in the swap, anyway, but she was very persistent, and eventually sent me her pics, hoping they would inspire me to take some of my own. They didn’t. Actually, they were such bad quality, I couldn’t even tell what they were pictures of. I’ve seen pics of such things since then, and they still don’t interest me. What does one do with a 3 inch nipple, anyway? Make balloon animals with it?
Oh, sorry. You said you didn’t want to know. My mistake.
It’s not a nude photo.
Well, you already saw my old photo. It’s not like I’ve gotten any better looking. (Although, I think it’s a better photo.) That’s all I meant.
Ok.
Are ya sure about that?
Isn’t she cute when she blushes? Where’s that darn camera when I need it?
Possibly the “special” one she promised you and me?
Wyatt caught Captain Tripps?!
And he’s already in CA!
Guess we know what side he’s on 
I get to be th
LOL Ok, kitty got the keyboard… here’s what I was trying to say:
I get to be the first to say
Happy Birthday, Rocky!!
Hopeyou have a great day today.
Oh, Rocky, check your email.
Happy Birthday to you!
Don’t get e’t by a grue!
Happy Birthday dear Rocky!
Happy Birthday to you!
AAGh! I don’t know what just happened. I wrote a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Rocky and when I hit submit, it told me I wasn’t logged in, which I was, but I did again and then hit submit and then it told me I hadn’t specified a thread…Somewhere on this board there’s going to be a BIG Happy Birthday to Rocky in the middle of another thread. With my name on it. I just know it. Oh please don’t let it be a condolence thread or something…
Anyway, Happy Birthday, Rocky!
So where’s the hot oil naked twister game? I know tanookie is just itching to play. Or was that hot oil naked Monopoly, tanook?
Hope everyone is doing well and feeling better.
Wyatt I think you need special treatment for your snow crunching, steel-toed boot sized cough.
3 inches, Dave? Don’t you think that could be dangerous in the cold?