Yes, that’s right, folks… tiggeril is back, and she’s just back from her first college party, and she is completely shitfaced… I am gonnna feel this in the morning. dear god…this is th efirst time I’ve ever been drunk, and it is definitley weird… I should be in bed r ight now, but I can’ tsleep. I can’t imagine what m y roommate thinks…oh, dear god… I really should take some aspirin and go to bed, but I’ve never been so cheerful in my life… or so relaxed… it’s a good thing my parent’s cant’ see me now… they would just die…
Later, fellow dopers… those who remember me and those who don’t… I"m going to go to bed… and hopefully stay there
Brush your teeth and force yourself to drink a big glass of water. Tomorrow morning, sleep in and when you wake up eat a big, greasy breakfast. You’ll be fine!
Missed seeing you around, my friend. Will you come to the Doperfest on the 21?
I’m at work, it’s a Sunday, I’m pissed about being here.
At least Euty helped me start the day with a laugh. I love that thread!
And tiggeril - first college party, huh? Yeah I remember my first big huge drop dead drunk party. We were doing shutguns and keg stands. I went to my dorm room and felt horrible. Everything was spinning, I had to crawl up the stairs. Then I threw up and everything was fine! Nothing was spinning, I could keep my balance again. I felt great!
So I brushed my teeth and went back to the party. I’m still amazed I didn’t kill myself between the ages of 19 and 23.
