oh my god i punctured my scrotum

You can never be too rich or too thin, unless you are.

How much would you have paid to post that?

Price I would pay to post that: zero dollars.

Price of network resources consumed: I don’t know but I assume that it is a finitely calculable number, in theory.

Seeing the disappointment on your face when you discover that it’s not what you thought it was: Seventy four dol I mean priceless.
Okay, so that doesn’t really flow like a Mastecard commercial, but, hey.

That was funny. I almost sucked a popcorn hull into my bronchial tubes.

[Serpent and the Rainbow reference]I want to hear you scream.[/Serpent and the Rainbow reference]

You have no idea.

So did you use a needle or paper punch?