It just breaks my heart imagining the cancer-riddled Pringle Errol Saul hunting-and-pecking out that heart wrenching email after suffering from a stroke. It must have taken him DAYS.
The Nigerian Spammer I just got email from offerred me a job cashing his forged checks & wiring him the money. He even had a LinkedIn account. Bastard.
You do – just check your junk mail filter. Look for messages where the subject line is FROM <name of person you’ve never heard of> or the FROM line has a Mr., Mrs., Miss, Dr., etc. in it.
And on top of everything else, his name is PRINGLE. His life has been one lame potato chip joke after another.
I just got an email from Angelina Jolie. I didn’t dare open it, fearing I would immediately splooge all over my computer and damage the keyboard. I have no idea where she heard about me, but I as very flattered.
I love the OP email. I get the impression of a couple of guys with a dictionary trying so hard to get it just right.
“Is it good?”
“It is foolproof.”
“I mean, does it sound official?”
“Yes, yes. I put in great big, important-sounding words so they know it is from a real government man.”
She heard you were a really bad writer.