If Texas does secede, all the sane Texans can move to Utah. You’ll freak out all the Mormons and turn Utah blue at the same time. Win win. Those who want to stay in the flats can take over Oklahoma and Kansas and help turn them blue.
Of course we’ll have to build a wall all along the Texas border to keep the illegal aliens out of our country. It’ll be too bad about Austin. Maybe they can move SXSW to Santa Fe.
They already have their President of Texas all ready to go. I have a feeling that Hillary won’t be able to do much diplomatin’ with old Chuckie.
Oh hey, if any of you “real Americans” want to take part in this, here’s a website where you can find out where to go in your city/state. If any fake Americans want to go just for shits’n’grins, be sure to leave your Obama t-shirts and buttons at home. And try not to laugh. That’s a dead givaway.
Hey Carol Stream, there’s one in the Chicago area! Maybe I’ll see you there! Not that we’d know who each other is.
Ted’s music would do that. The loudest, most excruciating concert I ever attended was a Ted Nugent concert. It was a Summerfest thing, with lots of different groups, lest anyone think I was there to actually see Ted Nugent. This was at a baseball stadium and we were up in the nosebleed section, and still the music was so loud that I had to plug my ears with my fingers. I can’t even imagine what it must have been like for the people down near the stage and speakers!
And while Chuck Norris may sound like a self-aggrandizing wackaloon with delusions of grandeur, it’s only people like him who are standing between true Americans and the Zionist Illuminati.
I’d say more, but the shape-shifting Board Overlords are just waiting for an excuse to
I actually listen to Glenn Beck on my 45 minute drive to work, and last week, he had an interview with Chuck Norris. I remember it being a little more… delusional than this transcript denotes, but I really think that Chuck Norris thinks he is the characters he portrays.
Who can blame these people? They have had had to endure this socialist government chipping away at their freedoms for two whole months!! By God, it’s time for revolution!
Exactly. I’m not even worried about an organized group doing something stupid. All it takes is one individual whacko to inflict serious damage. We’ve already had one gunman shoot up a UU church because he was pissed off at “liberals” - and that was before these freaks started trying to actively incite people.
Its the strangest thing, how one reacts. I didn’t know Chuck Norris even existed until I saw Way of the Dragon with Bruce Lee, the one where he beats Chucky to death. And the first scene with Chuck, where he gets off the airplane, I instantly hated every bone in his body! Knew nothing about him at all, just immediate visceral loathing.
(Not a particularly good movie, even for chop-socky, but seeing Chuck Norris beaten to death!..Joe Bob 'luc says “Check it out!”…)
Oh lordy, if we could round them all up in one place that would be a huge relief. Toss ‘em in with that idiot who just became Dallas’ most famous new resident.
Secession. Let’s see. On the one hand, caught between the worlds remaining super power and Mexico. On the other, if we secede, I don’t have to help pay for that godawful monstrosity of a library that’s going up in Junior’s name. Screw it, we’ll move somewhere the weather’s decent.
Just not here, OK? You wouldn’t believe how many recovering Texans we got here in MN. And its cold! Godawmighty cold! Sure, long leggedy Nordic beauties everwheres, but you got your ice spiders, you got your “Bar B Que” made with tomato sauce! Blasphemy!
Oh, dear. That’s very often misquoted because of that Conan the Barbarian movie. What Nietzche actually said id “That which doesn’t destroy us kind of freak us out.” He was sort of talking about the destruction of societies, not of individuals.
How dare you pit Chuck Norris, and on his birthday* no less! Why do you hate America!?** :eek:
Useless random fact I know from happening to share it with him. Did you know today is also Osama Bin Laden’s Birthday? How about that for an odd coincidence.
** I actually reall don’t have a dog in this fight, I just wanted to give that reaction.
Big Cheese FBI Guy: Agent Smith, you’re assigned to Papa Joe’s Pizza in San Marco.
Agent Smith: Yes sir. (thinks to himself All right! I have to be around a bunch of loonballs, but at least I get to eat pizza!)
BCFBIG: Agent Jones, you’re assigned to Alliance Realty office in Tyler.
Agent Jones: Yes sir. (thinks to himself FUCK! I have more seniority than that Smith guy, why can’t I get the pizza place? Shit!)
I’m a liberal through and through, but sometimes I have to channel my inner freeper and say,
