Oh NOEZ!!!1!!1! Obama to Give Socialist Indoctrination Talk to School Children!!!

[cosmosdan]

@monavis

I guess they wouldn’t let Jesus talk to them either,were He living today he would be called a bleeding heart liberal.

Better not let them read the Bible either, or they may find out the first Christians were Communistic!

That’s funny. Maybe the parts of the NT that talk about the disciples living together and sharing everything should be read out loud repeatedly.

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

Sweet. I just got a robocall from my school: we’ll be showing the speech tomorrow after all!

Now to figure out how to finagle it: I think our class is normally at lunch during that time.

[wierdaaron]

Wait, don’t tell me your school has SOCIALIZED LUNCHES.

[The_Tao_s_Revenge]

@wierdaaron

Wait, don’t tell me your school has SOCIALIZED LUNCHES.

It’s worse then that. They have socialized education!:eek:

[wierdaaron]

I want my country baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!

[wierdaaron]

Here is the transcript of the speech:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/?source=email

I’m not reading it. I did a text search for “Karl Marx” and found nothing, so I’m satisfied.

[C3]

@wierdaaron

Here is the transcript of the speech:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/?source=email

I’m not reading it. I did a text search for “Karl Marx” and found nothing, so I’m satisfied.

And that’s exactly how their insidious plans are going to gain traction. Right there - first paragraph! - “I heart Carl Marks and you should, too!”

[gonzomax]

I read the speech. it was nice. I hope the idiots who are refusing to allow their ultra sensitive children to hear it, will read it. Then they should be thoroughly embarrassed. How many times will they allow the conservative noise makers cause them to act like fools, before they say enough is enough. You guys should feel like idiots for biting on right wing propaganda once again. Suckers.

[Equipoise]

@wierdaaron

Here is the transcript of the speech:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/?source=email

Well, I for one am outraged. There’s clearly religious indoctrination in that speech! Says right there:

@President Obama

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.

This just will not stand! How DARE he teach my kids about God! I fully expect Glen Beck and Sarah Palin to be on top of this one.
Ok, I don’t have any kids in school, but if I did…

[Rhythmdvl]

@gonzomax

I read the speech. it was nice. I hope the idiots who are refusing to allow their ultra sensitive children to hear it, will read it. Then they should be thoroughly embarrassed. How many times will they allow the conservative noise makers cause them to act like fools, before they say enough is enough. You guys should feel like idiots for biting on right wing propaganda once again. Suckers.

Bullshit, it’s demonacracy in action. If it weren’t for the teabagging patriots the speech that would have been given would have been full of socialistic nonsense. Barak Husssseeeeiiinnnn Obama’s handlers couldn’t let him back out of the speech, that would have been too obvious. Instead, they changed it and watered it down (whew!) in a weak attempt to hide their malfeasance. Another victory for the voice of the people!!!

[Equipoise]

scratches head Man, sometimes it’s hard to recognize sarcasm from brain-damage. Would someone put me out of my misery by telling me if Rhythmdvl is a sarcastic lefty or a brain-damaged righty?

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

My prediction–that Limbaugh/Beck will find some way to link this speech to Hitler, Marx, or both–stands.

[jayjay]

@Equipoise

scratches head Man, sometimes it’s hard to recognize sarcasm from brain-damage. Would someone put me out of my misery by telling me if Rhythmdvl is a sarcastic lefty or a brain-damaged righty?

I can’t speak for his political motivations, but that reads as sarcasm to me.

[Ichini_Sanshigo]

@jayjay

I can’t speak for his political motivations, but that reads as sarcasm to me.

Ditto that. Now, if it had been posted by Starving Artist, on the other hand…

[elucidator]

My Radio Shack Ironometer registers 804 millihicks. Sarcasm.

[Equipoise]

Isn’t it terrible that it’s getting hard to tell though? I must have been confusing him with another poster.

[Guinastasia]

@Merijeek

I’ve said more than once that the only way I’d ever vote for Republican candidate would be were I to hear one that would actually repudiate Dick Cheney and his assistant as complete and total fuckups.

But no, instead we somehow have Cheney starting to look like he’s in the top five possible 2012 nominees.

-Joe

Eeek – who’s his running mate – Senator Palpatine?

[elucidator]

Darth Vader would be too tender-hearted and humane to waterboard somebody 183 times. He had standards.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

The giant headline on Drudge is:

OBAMA LECTURE TO STUDENTS: WASH YOUR HANDS

I guess because of this passage in the speech:

Maybe you’ll decide to take better care of yourself so you can be more ready to learn. And along those lines, I hope you’ll all wash your hands a lot, and stay home from school when you don’t feel well, so we can keep people from getting the flu this fall and winter.

Why Drudge thinks that’s an urgent headline is beyond me.

[Captain_Carrot]

@elucidator

Darth Vader would be too tender-hearted and humane to waterboard somebody 183 times. He had standards.

Psst. Senator Palpatine (and later Chancellor, then Emperor) was Darth Sidious. Vader was Anakin Skywalker.