Oh NOEZ!!!1!!1! Obama to Give Socialist Indoctrination Talk to School Children!!!

Of course he does!

“Denouncing this will get me ratings? It’s bad!”
“Supporting this will get me ratings? It’s good!”

They breathe through their skin.

In-step-out-step.

Certainly. And if Republicans don’t like them, he can get new ones.

And all the former presidents are going to kick themselves for not realizing that a president could do that.

I think you have that relationship backwards.

The Arlington, TX school district did not show the current President’s speech, but will allow some students to leave school to go hear a speech by former president, George Bush.

Now that there’s some good learnin’.

Not new values, new Republicans. Anyone who disagrees with Rush is no longer a Republican.

I hadn’t thought of that, but yeah! No true Republican is put off by a few wacky frat pranks, f’rinstance.

You got macaroni?! We just got the bugs.

I feel a disturbance in the source.

They’re Nuke LaLoosh!

Yeah, the term “five-cent head” seems appropriate.

You know, this was brilliant of Obama. All this fear-mongering about a speech to children, a speech that everyone’s going ‘oh, wait, that was pretty good.’ about…

and there’s no lead time to whip up a frenzy about his speech tomorrow. He gets to give the big one free and clear.

Trust a Democrat to hide behind children.

No, that’s a Republican trick (Won’t somebody think of the children?). Or maybe the Taliban. One of those nutball religious parties, anyway.

That was sarcasm. Intended or not, Obama faking right to let him head left tomorrow is excellent.

What’s this I hear about a President’s Physical Fitness test in schools now? Now Obama wants to train an army of physically-fit youth to enforce his Marxist utopia? I’ll go alert the local news. Maybe I can get on the teevee.

Well, that news is about fifty years old.

And you know who died a little over 50 years ago? STALIN!!! Oh, how convoluted his pernicious plan is…

You know who else is named Stalin? STALIN!!!