Maybe Obama should talk about the importance of education and invite a conservative to present the contrary opinion.
Perhaps a comment on the futility of volcano monitoring.
Waitwait, I got another one:
What does Obama know about American schools anyway? He went to a Madrassa!
That’s cuz you ain’t bona fide!
Not that he paid attention anyway, since he always had his face buried in an autographed copy of The Communist Manifesto.
And Mein Kampf. Complicated little guy he was.
No, he can read “My pet Goat” for them.
I thought he’d be reading quantum physics books, to figure out how to go back in time to place his own birth announcements in Honolulu newspapers.
He was, he was reading a book by Heisenberg. I’m sure about that! Well, pretty sure…
Well if you can’t be certain, why bother?
Well, I remember the last time a newly minted president got in front of a bunch of school children in early september…and it didnt go well either…
And even if Obama did have some awesome brainwashing speech ready, it would be kind of a waste to use it on a bunch of snot-nosed non-voters.
Contingency planning and preparation. If the President for Life Amendment hasn’t passed by then, he may need them in the election of '24.
You know who else once talked to schoolchildren?
HITLER!
The president elected in 2052 will have a picture of himself (or herself) as a child shaking hands with Obama at this event, you mark my words.
Oh, I’m pretty sure he will have dispensed with elections by that point.
No, we’ll still have elections. But candidates will have to pass muster with the Council of Guardians and the Supreme Ayatolah. Remenber, Ayatolah-you-so!
May we have a recent photo for the wanted poster?
Well I for one will not be going to school on Tuesday to listen to the muslim socialist.
Because I have to go to work.
Hitler!!!1!
It just had to be said. . .