Oh, phooey

We’re wrapping up the February issue and getting ready to start on March. A week or so ago, I had made a couple of suggestions to my boss about very specific things she might or might not want me to do in that issue. Since I hadn’t heard back, I sent a follow-up email today.

Instead of a simple yes or no email in return, she came in and told me there were a couple of major changes she wanted me to make, including cutting down a long feature by about half. This means paying kill fees for the authors, whose *completed *work I’ve already accepted – which offends my cheapskate sensibilities no end, I freaking hate paying for the right to throw completed work into the trash. Plus, oh yeah, filling those pages with stuff on an as-yet-undetermined subject or subjects written by an as-yet-unassigned author or authors – plus, yanno, completely redoing the layout for the issue. Plus putting all of this together and running it past her again for her approval before we can proceed.

My job was a fuck of a lot easier when she was taking less of an interest in what we’re doing back here.
Sigh. It’s Friday afternoon and I have no brain cells available for anything terribly complicated, and yet I still have two hours till I can go home and beat my head against a wall.

I think you are underestimating the restorative powers of turning your clocks back tonight.

Good point.

The end of Daylight Saving Time will be on Sunday Morning, November 4, 2007 at 2 am in the United States. Extra hour of head banging will not be till then. Can you make it 'till then?

Hey, February is so far in the distant future it might as well be in another year or something. Don’t sweat it. By my reckoning, you have literally MONTHS ahead of you. And anyway, I have an article for you. I’ve developed a variety of dandelion that is – get this – self-seeding. Shall I send it along?

Wow. You’re …

I’m speechless.