Oh, That Wacky, Zany O.J.!

Replace “women” with “people” and you could be referring to Micheal Jackson. :wink:

Hey, I thought he said he was gonna find the REAL killer. I guess he hasn’t made any progress…

Pardon my ignorance, but what did he actually say that “virtually blames his ex-wife for her own slaying”?

And yet she went on to marry him. And to stay with him despite having to call the police for domestic assault multiple times. And to raise the children with him.

I agree that he’s despicable.
But I sure wouldn’t say she was the smartest person in that house.

O.J.'s lawyer had him take a lie-detector test before the trial.
O.J. flunked, and subsequently admitted his guilt to his lawyer, which is why he went for acquittal based on police mishandling evidence, etc.

O.J. killed Nicole.

Why do the kid$ $till $tick around that lime? Gee, who know.

And you’re privy to this information how, Snake?

“The O.J. Murder Trial” by Dr.Seuss

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.
When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.
I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.
Did you take this person’s life?
Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.
Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, not anytime.
And now I’m free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I’m free – Give back my glove!!
Just stumbled across this someplace, it looked like it needed a good home.

I always thought that Robert Kardashian knew OJ was guilty. Do you remember the gym bag that he disposed of? Suspicious at best.

And the look on his face when the “not guilty” verdict was read during the criminal trial? He looked both horrified and scared.

But whatever he knew, he took to the grave, like any good accomplice should.

Every time I think I’m not going to have to hear the name “O.J. Simpson” again…

I’ll never forget the day his verdict was announced. I was at work, one of a minority of white folks with a lot of black coworkers. I was always comfortable with that, and never felt a real sense of division – until then. When we heard the verdict on the radio, every single black person in the room broke out in cheers, and every single white person stayed grim and silent. (Although I turned to a black coworker named Yolanda and asked, “What, you’re happy he got away with killing two people?” She informed me that he was set up by the police because he was black. She was a stupid woman in many ways, and ruined the name “Yolanda” for me.)

So, did the tv interview take place on Fox News? And is Greta Van Susteren really a Scientologist? Too bad.

So you disapprove of attorney-client privilege?

What lawyer (and how do you know this “inside information”?). Any and every time I’ve seen Cochran asked about O.J.'s guilt, he exudes ignorance but says O.J. never once claimed to be anything but innocent. If you’re talking about his first lawyer (whose name escapes me at the moment), he may or may not have known if O.J. was guilty, but he had nothing to do with planning the defense as he was long gone by then and had been replaced by Shapiro, et. al.

I tell you, I never thought I’d see anything so divisive in my lifetime between blacks and whites as the OJ verdict was. I was dating a black girl at the time (or perhaps it was shortly afterwards) and we could NOT talk about the subject.

One of the best journalism photos ever taken, IMO, was one of a bunch of college students watching TV at the moment the verdict was read. The looks of pure joy on the black people and absolute horror and disgust on the white people was astonishing.

I asked my friend Terry, “Do you black people really think O.J. is innocent?” and he laughed and said, “Of course not, do you think we’re idiots? We just say that to piss off you white folks!”

Well, it works!

"Dear Penthouse:

       I'm just an average guy, a waiter in Southern California, and I NEVER thought anything like this could happen to me. But one night, my boss told me that one of our customers had left behind her designer sunglasses, and asked me to take them home to her. I drove over to her place, rang the doorbell, and then she appeared. And wow, she was a real hottie! Before you know it, we were making out on the sofa. And then her ex-husband came in and lopped off our heads. 

                                 R.G. in Brentwood"

(COMPLETELY stolen from a fax submission some anonymous Clone sent to the Jim Rome Show!)

You just wait and see. The killer was none other than… Greta Van Susteren! OJ was posing as an interview subject to make her let her guard down, but he’ll get her to admit it on the air and clear his good name somehow.

I think that name was ruined to start with and you just didn’t notice. :wink:

Yeah, and it’s funny that people can recognize the clean racial divide in the responses to the trial, and then at the same time pretend that their predictable response to the trial had nothing to do with race at all. So freakin’ funny! Ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Is your life really so empty that you have to spend all your time running around and finding things to be offended at?

…I have no idea how this follows.

I avoided the whole thing like the plague. I was disgusted with it and wanted to ignore it. However it was inflicted upon me everywhere I went. It was on the news it was on the comedy shows everyone was talking about it.

I was in school when the verdict was announced. They Stopped classes to turn on the TV and watch it (no kidding every class).

The best part of it was when the verdict was read someone screamed “THE JUICE IS LOOSE!” I laughed my ass off.