ive never stayed up all night, sunup to sundown before. ive been awake pretty late, like, three or four, but never all the way to sunup. and i don’t even feel tired!
if you want to know how this miraculous event occured, i will tell you.
here goes- after a late night of Dopeing and downloading/listening to music, i tried to go to sleep. i wandered downstairs in the dark, and jumped on the bed. after getting settled in, i felt something wet under me. i turned on the light; lo and behold, my cat had pissed on the bed. i think that happened because some moron (my brother) had forgotten to reopen the room the litterbox was in after changing the cats’ water. also, i had lost my bottle of Cat-Away so my bed wasn’t soaked in cat repellent, which i use so this specific event doesn’t happen. happily, cat urine can be removed from the skin with a shower, and so i showered. after this experience, i was no longer sleepy, and so i returned to the boards. i just looked out the window and discovered it was lightening, and so i posted here.
therefore, i conclude that the careful combination of feline urine and loud music can be utilized to keep me awake for twenty four hours with no evidence of fatigue!