I am an artist. I can draw heiroglyphs. Hahaha!
Hey guys, no arguing over who has more tongue writing ability. You can both have me.
Well, I say it’s up to a coin toss then, because I don’t/won’t do any male/female/male threesome action. I am assuming xizor is male. OTOH, if xizor is female, that’s a whole nother siuation 
Don’t sell yourself short ssskuggii, you are worth fighting over:)
Besides, I can roll my Rs when I speak spanish
Ok, so I guess you’ll have to fight over who goes first.
I have a blue belt in Brazilian Ju Jitsu, I have kickboxed for 14 years and I have a pointed stick.
[monty python moment]You may have a pointed stick but I have a banana, a whole bunch![/monty python moment]
Damn, I’m off the boards for a few hours and the oral sex orgy continues without me. How rude, I was here first. So who wants to fight over me?
No fighting over you hypergirl, because I swoop in like Tarzan and whisk you away so I can have you all to myself
A banana? That might come in handy…
but I prefer to not to use a pseudophallus.
Why use a fake when the real thing is so much better? It’s been too long and it’s only been two weeks. I need my ego stroked…along with other things. 
Hey Jess, we’re in similar boats here. I need some stroking also…
Someone get some guys in here!! It looks like Tasha and I are the only ones. Nobody had better get any ideas about that.
Not like we haven’t gotten enough doubleteaming ideas from certain members of this board…
I prefer to be friends and not lovers with Hypergirl if you please.
I agree. But two hot female dopers. All alone in a thread… So, you wanna play cards or something till we can get some penises in here?
[wandering in aimlessly, looks around]
LORD ALMIGHTY! What’s going on in here???
Welcum Duke. Do you have a forked tongue?
Ok, this is getting way too wild and kinky for MSK in here. I’m outta here. :::slams door behind him:::
Cards, huh? How 'bout some stud poke 'er?
I’ll ante up. I just brushed my teeth, too. (I don’t have a forked tongue, but I can almost touch the tip of my nose with it!!!)
:: shamelessly sliding right into MSK’s now-vacant spot ::
I woke up and did not brush.
I immediately drank a glass of buttermilk.
Then, I followed it with a bag of cheetos and a package of oreos.
Any takers? :
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