Why did the subject line make me think of Herbal Essences?
Here I am getting all sexed up, and now I notice that something smells like…like…SHIT! WTF?
Oh, Cripes, Mr C, chew some gum, will ya? Here, have a mint. Man, what are you gonna tell us next, your gums are bleeding? Yeesh!
Umm, I think you can put down the cards now 
Then again how about some strip poke-her?
Er, no…just this video camera I happened to bring along with me…
With your tongue??
I am a little bit skeptical about that. I’m afraid I’m going to need a demonstration.
It can be too long? Damn. There goes my chance with any of y’all.
Tasha, if you like, I’ll take care of you, but I work alone. I don’t have a forked tongue, but I can fold it up and make it dance.
I meant it’s been too long since I have gotten play. And as fun as this is, I need a real man! Interesting offers though. Forked tongue, nose-touching tongue. Tongues. I like tongues. 
Yummy. ::Drool::
Damn Smileys. That was supposed to say :: Drool ::
Hypergirl, I’m here for you. Anytime you need me, anyway you want me, just let me know I think you’re already familiar with my tongue talents?
Sure sweetie. I know you have special powers with that tongue of yours. Eh, there are ways of making the time seem “shorter.”
Man, you guys is dirty… and you didn’t invite me?!? I’m hurt. Who wants to make up for that inconsideration?
Well who am I to reject an eager tongue? Join the fun SPOOFE. 
And xizor, watch out or I may take you up on your offer.
Watch it Jess, that’s my territorry.
Aw, c’mon, Tasha… double the pleasure, double the fun!
But not with Jessica. If it was someone I wasn’t close friends with and attracted to, then ok, but not Jessica.
[mock hurt] Love you too Tasha. [/mock hurt] But really, I have to agree. Tasha and me…no. Sorry to crush all your fantasies. But hey, you can have us one at a time.
Oh, go fuck a log if you’re gonna act hurt like that. Then you’ll really have something to be hurt over.
Owee. That was kind of mean. What did I ever do to you? Dammit, the guys dissappeared again. We have no lives.
OH please. It’s not that mean, well, at least not coming from me. At least you know I’m completely honest with you.
Yeah yeah, I know. I’m used to it by now. OK, this has no point already. I think we should leave it until later.