Ohhhhhhh, I get it, Enzyte Bob has a boner!

You’re missing the most/least subtle part of this ad. Notice that Enzyte Bob has the tall sake bottle on his end of the table, positioned near to where his lap woudl be. In contrast, the Japanese guys drink out of the short, squatty sake cups. (Bob does too but they usually show his hand from an angle with the cup behind the bottle.) The implication is clear…

But, yeah, I think these commercials are annoying too. (although I kinda like the Sims-like wife with the huge smile…)

The Bloussant ones creep me out because as the voiceover mentions “Get the curves you’ve always wanted”, they show the woman bending over and flashing her newfound cleavage at a couple of five-year-olds in her classroom!?
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There have also been the ads for those pills that help women get their libido back and feel like themselves in the sack again. I understand maybe taking them if you are on other meds that suppress libido, but how does your partner feel that you had to medicate yourself to feel like you wanted to be with him? Presumably men with ID are all set to go except for the physical inability, not quite the same thing.

I thought the same thing until someone told me what it was for. I still don’t think it’s a very good commercial.

Yeah, his scrotum is pulled so tight, his nuts look like Joan River’s cheekbones.

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Doktor Fluff, Dobbs would not need any damn boner pill, don’t you know J.R. “Bob” Dobbs IS natural male enhancement made flesh and erect among us? Those Japanese businessmen would have felt the Stark Fist of Removal upon their bottom lines before they knew what hit them.

“Bob” looks like he had a lobotomy done on him.


Fagjunk Theology: Not just for Sodomite Propagandists anymore!

Bob looks like a character from “The Sims” video game.

My co-workers and I always laugh at that football - tire ad. It could be for anything from erections to depression or arthritis. They give no clue what the product does except make you throw a football more accurately and have your wife love you more.

You just make clowns even scarier…