Ohio death row inmate sings "Too Fat Polka"

Cooey was executed by lethal injection at 10:28 this morning. Apparently, there was no trouble finding a vein.

His last words were: ‘‘You [expletive] have not paid attention to anything I’ve had to say for the past 22 years. Why would you pay attention to anything I have to say now?’’

His last meal was a T-bone steak with A-1 sauce, onion rings, french fries, four eggs over easy, buttered toast, hash browns, rocky road ice cream, bear claw pastry, and Mountain Dew. He declined breakfast.

His previous “last” meal, in 2003, was a ribeye steak, two eggs sunny-side up, buttered toast, a cheeseburger, onion rings, french fries, two slices of banana cream pie, and four liters of Dr Pepper. After he ate, the execution was stayed.

May his victims rest in peace.

Oh my. They didn’t need to execute him, that meal would have stopped his heart.

The only time my hometown gets a mention in the news is when they execute someone. I wish they did it more often. :slight_smile:

Good riddance to him. He lived for 22 years longer than he should have.

It was a clever last-minute attempt to ensure that he wouldn’t fit through the door of the execution room.

An investigation is underway into whether authorities foiled the plan by substituting diet for regular Mountain Dew.