Oi! Get your finger outta me bum!

I hear there is a position in the radar section! From now on, you’ll be our eyes on the ground!

Most gynos don’t seem to do that routinely. Of all the docs I’ve seen over the years (I’ve got a decade+ on you) it’s only happened twice.

Re the OP: yeah, they aren’t fun. Neither are the girly-bits ones. And doctors can vary in their techique. I had one girl-check where my abdominal muscles were store for several days, to the point that standing up (or sitting from a standing position) was catch-your-breath painful.

I saw a different doctor after that, told her about that, and she was actually shocked and assured me she was not that aggressive.