Oily Taint is funny as all heck-- and hopefully going to jail.

You know who else ordered blitzkriegs?

HITLER!

Oh don’t be ridiculous. I should think I’d have heard about such a thing if it were true. Is there nothing to which you people won’t stoop?

Greatest partnership ever: The Law Offices of Zuckerhorn, Jarvis, and Taitz.

YA RLY!

[sub]i refuse to get tired of that either[/sub]

Orly Taitz raped and murdered Glenn Beck when she was in college.

CMC fnord!

Pure batshit crazy, of course!

I like the idea of a Palin/Taitz ticket. It could be the most entertaining election ever. It would turn into a contest of who could out-crazy the other, and who knows what they’ll do next!

Oily Taint–ha! Good one!

No no no, I’m still dreaming of a Palin/Bachman ticket (or Bachman/Palin, but mainly because I like Batshit/Dingbat more than Dingbat/Batshit).

Oily Titz can be Attorney General!!

Well, we don’t know that. Though, it is interesting that neither has come forward to deny it.

Ah, yes, the famous Blitzkrieg verdict, the natural counter to the antiquated and obsolete Chewbacca defense. A surprise ballistic gavel immediately followed by a swift kick in the pants delivered by a lighting fast armored prosecution. Few defense attorneys could ever react in time to save their clients’ hineys.

Judge meats with head of Justice department news at 11. :rolleyes:

Yes, one may hold more than two citizenships. One can hold as many citizenships as the number of countries claiming one as a citizen. After all, dual nationality is not always the choice of the individual.

And, yes, an American citizen can be legally removed from the country. That’s not as a punishment for a crime committed in the US but rather when one is extradited to face judicial proceedings in another country.

Hmm, do we really know why Titz left Russia?? She must be wanted for something. They don’t put up with batshit loonys the way we do. We humor them and give them airtime on national TV to spout about their loonball conspiracies. They…well, I don’t know. Maybe they make them leave the country.

The funny part is that Holder is kinda sorta black, not olive-skinned. Unless of course the rightard was being politically correct, in a very weird way.

And he’s 6’3", not what anyone would call “small in stature”

Burden Of Proof
A dentist and lawyer, Orly Taitz has plenty to keep her busy. But a side passion is what consumes her these days: challenging Barack Obama’s eligibility to be president.

Really? Where did you hear that? I’ve always heard her described as a Moldovan expat with Israeli citizenship.

Yes but she has been plagued with endless questions about the Moldovain birth certificate. Most of her supporters give more credit to her birth announcement in the Tbilisi Times.

Make the Israelis take her back. They owe us.

Bachman/Palin Overdrive. What?

Wait, she’s Georgian? Damn, this is confusing.