What a shame. She was such great entertainment.
Please, Oily - freak out at a judge! Claim that Obama is the reincarnation of both Hitler and Stalin! Do something!
And your proof of this long-awaited event is…?
Last I’d heard she’d filed an appeal, but things were still on-going.
Well, she is a lawyer *and *a dentist. There’s no reason to think there’s anything she can’t do if she puts her mind to it!
Maybe she can super-notarize Palin’s birth certificate?
Don’t forget real estate agent.
Which means there’s a good chance she is also a notary.
And lunatic.
And a dessert topping and a floor wax.
"But wait! There;s more!! " 
If you call now and ask for Carol, you’ll get…
“…the Taint Wow!!!”
“You following me, judge guy?”
And mail-order bride.
I’m trying to think of how she could actually become a more evil combination…
…add in bank mortgage officer?
-Joe
I hadn’t heard that one.
Moved to MPSIMS.
From where? Could it be… KENYA???
It came up in this thread. Okay, actually I brought it up. I base it a quote from this article from the Washington Post.
I observed that this quote positively screams “we met through an ‘introduction service’”. Not a dating service. More like the type of arrangement that was going on in this classic SDMB thread.
Now I could be wrong, but I don’t think so. Either way, it’s still funny to call her a mail-order bride.
I’m guessing it’s far too late to get a refund?
Even on a purchase that’s so obviously defective?
And a man.