Ok Dopers, fess up!

Which one of you authored this book?

Not me, but that’s going on my wish list!

Mmmm. Bacon.

The only thing that could make this book better, is a free packet of bacon.

Perhaps it has a scratch-n-sniff cover…

No, this is the Hardcover version. I wrote the Hardcore version.

We have been fighting over the copyright and royalties ever since. Any way you slice it those people are such pigs, I tell you.

I…I’m sure it could never be one of you…?

Not me, I wrote the hardboiled version. It’s not selling very well, for some reason.