Which one of you authored this book?
Not me, but that’s going on my wish list!
Mmmm. Bacon.
The only thing that could make this book better, is a free packet of bacon.
Perhaps it has a scratch-n-sniff cover…
No, this is the Hardcover version. I wrote the Hardcore version.
We have been fighting over the copyright and royalties ever since. Any way you slice it those people are such pigs, I tell you.
I…I’m sure it could never be one of you…?
Not me, I wrote the hardboiled version. It’s not selling very well, for some reason.